Aww, the Bachelor Life


There are great advantages to being on your own. One of the best ones is that I don’t have to fight anyone over the toy in the cereal box. That’s right, it’s all mine.What is that in my hand? Well it’s certainly not a razor, because why would I be flashing around a razor instead of shaving off my rather rugged-man beard? That is a plastic, light-up Indiana Jones spoon that I managed to procure in a box of Cocoa Krispies. Another benefit is that I can eat all the cereal I want and my brother can steal the good stuff.
Oh and I’m fairly certain I will become a green tea junkie.Yeah. Green tea is good.

About the Author:

Shaun Duke is an aspiring writer, a reviewer, and an academic. He is currently an Assistant Professor of Digital Rhetoric and Writing at Bemidji State University. He received his PhD in English from the University of Florida and studies science fiction, postcolonialism, digital fan cultures, and digital rhetoric.

2 thoughts on “Aww, the Bachelor Life

  1. Excuse me … BACHELOR LIFE?!?!!?!!?!??!

    Anyway, I’ll let you have the cereal toy if it makes you happy. My cereals never come with toys anyway … I don’t see why the “serious” breakfasts can’t come with a little fun. 🙁

  2. *Smiles* I am now reminiscing back to my very own first apartement. The joy of adulthood & enjoying the little things in life. Ain’t it great?! Okay – well I think a so.

    Happy Day!

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