Can I please go to secular heaven when I die at the tender age of 4,312 ? It just looks like a fun place, don’t you think? Who wouldn’t want to play volleyball with Einstein?
For those wondering how I’m planning to live over 43 centuries: nanotechnology and lots of pills. I suspect there will be an Apple iPill one day and a handy device called the iMed that will cure you of diseases. Then there’s the iShot and the iScan, which will do wonders to keep us all healthy until some disgruntled employee with a broken iMac creates the iFlu and screws everything up.
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