December 2006

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Issues w/ Blogger

I’ve noticed some problems with my posts of chapters on here. Originally it wouldn’t show the paragraph tabs at all, which I could never figure out how to fix without going by individual paragraph within blogger itself, and quite frankly that could take hours of time that I don’t have. Another problem now, is that it is taking out the spaces between sentences (which is pissing me off because it looks horrible), giving some paragraphs tabs, and others not, putting extra blank lines between paragraphs which it never did before, and all in all is ruining the look of each chapter. I’ve no idea how to fix this, and for that I’m sorry. If you have any info on that I would appreciate it!Anyway, Chapter Eight goes up on sunday, and don’t forget to read Chapter Seven!

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Chapter Seven: The Council in Darkness

(Note:  This is not official version and may be removed in the near future.  This do not reflect what is read in the podcast version, nor any other version you may encounter.  I have preserved the rough form for posterity — or something like that.  This novel has since been rewritten.) “What’s going on Pea?” James said. A few lanterns had been lit and Pea had cast a spell on a nearby vase that made it shine brightly in the room. Screams still rained in from the streets as people argued amongst themselves as to the nature of the sudden darkness and the earthquake. “I’m not entirely sure James.” Pea’s eyes didn’t meet his. “Is this to do with me?” Then Pea looked up at him and said, “Oh, no, I don’t think so.” He didn’t believe it. There had been too much of a hesitation in Pea’s voice. No, he knew that, whether directly or indirectly, the recent events involved him. Then the confused expression on Gammon’s face reminded him that the man only knew the lies that Pea had told at the gate. “I’m not who you think I am.” Gammon looked at him, brow curled questioningly. “Go on.” “I come from, well, another world.” Gammon breathed in deep as if ready to laugh, but stopped stiff when Pea gave him a stern look. “Pea, if this is some sort of joke…” “It’s not. Triska checked him. She’s up with the High Council.” Then Gammon turned to James. James looked away for a moment, and then returned the gaze. This is going to take some getting used to, he thought. Having seen Pea and Triska give him that same look, he had come to realize that it would be a common sight. “I don’t believe it…I mean, how?” “Some sort of old magic,” Pea said. Then James interrupted. “I came here looking for my friend. She was pulled in the same way. Only she may be in the hands of Luthien.” “Are you marked?” “Yes.” Then Gammon spoke to Pea hurriedly, “He can’t stay here! He will bring Luthien down on us all.” “Luthien would have to cross the Firing Rim and travel quite some distance to get here.” “Arlin City would hear about it long before they reached edge of the valley,” James said. “Right. Not to mention, unless he plans to conquer the Farthland and use its resources, his army would starve or break apart bit by bit. We’d likely stop him before he reached Arlin, or at least stall his army long enough to move James to a safer place, and, well, without proper planning he hasn’t much chance at the moment of getting here. Not for six months or more and not with a sizeable army.” “That doesn’t stop his assassins, spies, and the like from reaching this far into the Farthland.” Gammon’s concern began to spread through to James. He hadn’t considered the other methods Luthien might have to reach him. “He won’t kill me. For whatever reason he wants me alive.” The three of them stayed silent. James thought hard, feeling the Fearl pushing at his mind in a gentle throb. It seemed to calm him just enough to clear his head. With all that had been happening, his mind had become cluttered. Everything from what he had learned from the book Pea had given him, to the previous and current events seemed to build up in a tremendous mental tower blocking his thoughts. Home slowly slid away as he became more and more aware of what he would have to do to save Laura—if he could save her. That doubt came and went within him, yet he continued to push it back, unwilling to accept that he might not bring her home. He wondered what his parents were doing in his absence, imagined them frantically trying to figure out how to get him home. Then he remembered the man he, no, his Fearl had thrown into the trees in order to protect him. He couldn’t be sure if the man had lived or not. The man’s death would have made things horrible for his parents. A knock at the door broke the silence. Pea stood and went to the door. A few moments of arguing—in which Pea seemed to give in—Pea returned to the curtained room with Darl in tow. James sighed deeply and rolled his eyes ever so slightly so that Darl would have had to concentrate to see the motion. This he did not because of Darl, but rather that the man’s presence might mean he would have to explain himself and endure another long stare of bewilderment and awe. But Darl caught him and said, “I see rudeness never fails.” “I think in this instance,” Pea started, “James has deeper intentions than rudeness.” Darl’s eyes brightened. “And what might those be?” “I’m getting tired of this,” he said. “Every one of you has given me the same look. That piercing look. It digs into me like a tick.” Then Pea showed Darl to a seat, and in one long winded sentence managed to tell a brief version of James’ story. And, as James had anticipated, Darl’s face frowned and the look centered square into him. “Surprising, isn’t it?” Gammon said. “To think that this would happen now, here.” “To think I only came to speak with Triska, and instead receive the shock of a lifetime. Darkness and people from other worlds. What next? Lyphons?” Three was a long, steady silence. James spotted Pea’s face as it turned pale as the moon had once been. Then he said, “Pea mentioned that very word earlier…” The group all eyed Pea, who seemed to fold under the pressure instantaneously, but just as the little man opened his mouth to speak the door burst wide open with a thunderous boom. Four armor clad soldiers—the same armor as Gammon, only one had a red streak of metal running on both sides of

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My Apologetic Nature & America’s Continued Destruction of Everything That is Good About Literature

First things first, I must deeply apologize to anyone that reads my novel and is expecting a new chapter this week. This week and the one following it is, for anyone in college, the ultimate hell–Finals Week. Now, I know that is an excuse for me to not be prepared, and for that I must apologize as well. This weekend has turned out to be rather hectic. I had finals last week, and as such had to do my fair share of studying, and I have one more final this Monday, which I have been preparing for as well. On top of that was my companies’ Christmas party last night, my selfish desire to see Eragon on opening weekend, and of course my need to make sure my brother does not chop of his head in an attempt to prevent himself from going insane. This does not go without saying that I have at least written much of the chapter, but it is no more fair to my readers for me to quickly finish it, edit it, and of course post it. That would imply a lack of love for the craft and my inability to give my readers the best.So, for this I am sorry. However, I am going to do something to pay for this. The following week I will post this chapter, and the week right after that I will post the next! This way my schedule is not off, and you the reader are given a Christmas surprise! I also have many intentions over this holiday break, and in the following semester which will be rather light for me, some of which may involve a beginning map of the Farthland, since now James would have some knowledge of it and that visual might help many understand where he is in the world.Alright, now that I have that out of the way, I have to do a review of Eragon. Here goes. Overview–2.2/5If you haven’t read the book you’ll probably recognize this film as fitting in with such terrible Hollywood blunders as Dungeons & Dragons. It’s campy at best, poorly paced, and poorly done altogether. If you have read the book, you’ll see this as the biggest book-to-movie bastardization in the history of book-to-movie interpretations. There’s very little the directors, writers, and producers did right by the book in this pathetic piece of cinematic trash. This comes as an enormous blow for those of us who have been waiting since the day it was announced that Eragon was being optioned.Casting–2/5This is by far one of the weakest points to the film. There’s tremendous inconsistency throughout. Some have British accents (in different forms), and some don’t. This all from one town where you’d think many people would speak the same. First, the good.Ed Speleers: Surprisingly he didn’t do too terribly as the hero of this tale. He didn’t come off forced, and did seem to settle into his role very well. His acting, I think for someone who has no prior film experience, is rather good. The problem with him was more in the dialogue and direction given him rather than his performance.Jeremy Irons: If not for the fact that the writers had bastardized who his character was he has probably the strongest presence on screen for a secondary character. He came off very much like the Brom I expected–strong, raggedy, and torn by a horrible past.Robert Carlyle: At first I was very unsure about his role (as Durza the Shade) in this. There were some terribly written lines for him, terrible direction, and most of his scenes with Galbatorix are pretty much put into the crap bin not because of him, but because of the other person in the room with him. However, by the end of the film his character really began to pull through and he became this incredibly creepy, evil character that I had hoped he would become.Garret Hedlund: As Murtagh I have to say I was very much please, if not for the fact that his character conveniently shared no accent with half the cast, which is retarded. His dialogue was strong and he acted very well at the part from start to finish. And, of course the horribly bad.Sienna Guillory: Whoever it was that thought she would play well as Arya should probably consider working at Burger King instead. Her dialogue, while generally already very stiff considering she is an elf (something we’ll discuss later), was so much like watching someone standing and reading from a queue card without attempting to put any passion into the words. She was so terribly wrong for her part and practically destroyed Speleers’ presence on screen.Djimon Hounsou: Now, I have to say this first. I like Hounsou. He is one of my favorite actors in the scene right now simply because of his accent and excellent presence on screen. He was fantastic in The Island and in Four Feathers. But, he was not good for this film. All his lines were stiff and it seems like they had just given them to him on set and he was repeating them. He was stiff and it looked like this was his first film. In this instance the casting director and the director himself should be shot in the face with some sort of large explosive object.John Malcovich: Galbatorix…what more can you say about this? I had high hopes really for him, I really did. He’s been in a lot of films I loved, but no, there’s just no way this would work out the way I wanted. Thanks to his performance we now have an evil dictator who is barely a baby in armor.Rachel Weisz: As the voice of the dragon…boy oh boy. She is far too soft for this role. A dragon is this mean, fierce and powerful creature that could tear you to shreds. Yes, as a female it should have a feminine voice, but something deeper and more homely would have fit much

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Series’ That Should Never End

I was watching Band of Brothers this weekend and got the idea of this blog from it. If you haven’t seen the series you really should pick it up. I don’t think there will ever be a WW2 series or even movie that can live even partially up to it. So, I figure this week should be a list of series I wish would never end–books, T.V. shows, movies, etc. So, here goes! (In no particular order) 1) Band of Brothers–You just can’t go wrong with it. Beautiful filming, amazing casting with people that actually look and act like the people they are pretending to be (the film is based on things that actually did happen with people who really existed). Even the intros to many episodes that show interviews with the soldiers who are being portrayed are amazing. It’s just a fantastically done show that should never have ended, or at least could have run longer than one season before ending as it did. I just wish that maybe they’d go back and cover a different unit other than the 501st. I know that it wouldn’t be the same, but I just need more! 2) Harry Potter–Yes, I’m going there. Supposedly the series is ending as soon as the 7th book comes out. I don’t want it to. I’ve fallen in love with the characters and to know that I won’t get to read more about them after this last installment hurts. Don’t stop J.K. Rowling! Please! 3) Chronicles of Narnia–I’m mostly talking of the movie series here simply because I have not read all of the books yet. The movie was so well done. The cinematography was astounding, casting great. If you haven’t seen it you should rent it. I’m getting the 4-disc set as soon as it comes out cause I love all that behind the scenes stuff! 4) Lord of the Rings–Another one that is more based on the movie series than the books. I liked the books, but felt the movies were far more interesting, not because Tolkien didn’t tell it well, it’s just he wrote so much stuff that we didn’t need and I’m the type who has to be engaged quickly or you lose me. The movies were, well, I really don’t need to say how good they were do I? We all know. They won a bazillion awards…and when they ended it sucked cause you sat there and went, “it’s over.” Just like that. Sort of a big punch in the gut. 5) Star Wars–Doesn’t matter if you didn’t like the prequels. Doesn’t matter at all. Fact of the matter is, this is the second time fans of the films have had to deal with it ending on us. First it was with the originals, when there was no word that we would get this amazing taste of the SW universe from an earlier time. Now, we have it again with so much inbetween stuff we still don’t really know. Rumors say there will be a third trilogy after the originals, but those are rumors. I want them so bad though! Best series of all time. 6) Underworld–I don’t know if more are planned, and probably not considering how Evolution ended, but I loved the films so much. The concept behind it and how they created their vampires and werewolves was just so fascinating. Who knows, I think we can assume it’s done with Evolution, but maybe not. 7) Alice 19th–Most of those that might read this probably have no clue what this series is. It’s a manga (a.k.a. Japanese Graphic Novel), and quite frankly is one of the most engaging and fascinating manga series I have ever read. 8) Half-life–A video game! Yes, well this is the game that pretty much made FPS (first person shooter) games the fascinating experience they are today. Without this game, and without it’s predecessors we would not have had any of the elements present today ever show up. HL started it all. And then, low and behold, as a surprise to all the millions upon millions of us that had become fans, they gave us HL2, which took the franchise to knew heights, new levels, new…well…new everything! And, right now, it’s technically over because they haven’t announced an HL3 is in the works. So, what are we to do? 9) The Inheritance Trilogy–Yup, it’s on book two, which means one more is left along with two more movies. I haven’t even read Eldest yet partially out of fear…I don’t want it to end 🙁 So I think that will do it for the time being.

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Chapter Six: The Dark Side of the Moon

(Note:  This is not official version and may be removed in the near future.  This do not reflect what is read in the podcast version, nor any other version you may encounter.  I have preserved the rough form for posterity — or something like that.  This novel has since been rewritten.) Triska, now awake and alert, had prepared a breakfast of sausages, bacon, fresh berries, scrambled chicken eggs, and boiled Fidget Fowl eggs. James ate gratefully, half choking as he wolfed down a meal for two in a matter of minutes. One of the qualities he most admired about Triska in his short time of knowing her was her ability to cook; the other was her warm demeanor. He wiped his face clean as Triska began to talk. “You two head on down to Market Street,” Triska said. “Darl should be in his usual spot. Tell him I sent you.” “Should we tell him the truth?” Pea said. Triska shook her head. “No, not now at least. Here,” she stood, left the room, and returned with a small wood box with a green weave of lace embedded in the lid. “Show this to him. He’ll understand.” James took the box and thought to look inside, but decided against it when Pea gave him a look. The box was just longer than the palm of his hand, the wood old and faded, and it weighed practically nothing, putting no strain whatsoever on his wrist. Empty, he thought. “What about the High Council?” Pea mumbled amidst a mouth-full of food. Triska took in a deep breath. “I’ll go to Nora…” “That’s the head of the Healers,” Pea leaned close to James and whispered matter-of-factly. “She’ll know what to do. I’ll get tested again of course.” She frowned, but didn’t explain. From the upset look on her face James could only assume that being tested meant a situation of extreme discomfort. He thought about the times he had been given shots at the doctor’s office, or been harassed by the dentist over his lack of flossing. He could easily sympathize. The room stayed silent for a moment except for Pea who smacked his lips and chewed his way into a third helping—from a Littlekind’s perspective. James began to think of the journey he would have to take: a long arduous journey through unfamiliar terrain amongst enemies and people who would just as soon see him dead. That’s if they left me. What is the High Council going to say? Teirlin’pur must be far, dangerous, and…if Luthien is after me, why go there? And why does he want me, and Laura? These questions and thoughts circled in his mind. No answers came, just the gentle nudge of the Fearl, now a firm entity in the back of his mind that seemed to quiver in an attempt to calm him. He shared some sort of symbiotic relationship with the Fearl; that being the only way he could think to describe it. It had protected him once, and, oddly, it seemed to care—if such a thing were possible—about the things going on in his mind. “Pea, I’m trusting you to take care of him. Is that understood?” “Of course.” “Keep him out of trouble; don’t let him do anything stupid…” “It’s a little late for that. He almost got killed by a gryphon last night. Tagron to be specific. Nasty one he is too. I think of all the gryphons I’ve met he has the worst attitude.” “Just, do your best.” “I will.” With that Triska left the table and disappeared into another room. Pea stood. “Alright, now you stay right next to me. No wandering.” James stood. “I’m not a child.” Pea scoffed at that. “On this world you are.” With that Pea motioned for James to follow and together they left Triska’s home. The sun, now completely above the distant mountains, filtered through the clouds in sharp rays illuminating the other business, homes, and people who walked along the path. Light chatter filled the air giving James the sense of a city waking. He looked around as Pea guided him down to the market, hoping he might see the gryphon Tagron. The gryphon had forgiven him, or maybe not. James couldn’t be sure. Despite the violence that had ensued the day before, Tagron had given him a warning, a word of advice even. He still didn’t understand what “look to the western sunrise” meant, but he took it all to heart, every word of it. There are ways into every city, he thought. Look to the western sunrise. Those words ran through his mind over and over. Then, as the two of them were about to turn the corner onto Market Street, James said, “How do you know if a gryphon has forgiven you?” Pea turned and curled his brow, then turned back. “Tagron spoke to me this morning.” “Oh?” “He sort of forgave me for my rudeness. I think.” “Was he short spoken about it?” He nodded. “Then you’re forgiven. Consider yourself lucky. Just don’t insult him again.” “He knows about me Pea.” Pea turned again to smile. “Why do you think we keep gryphons around? They have an uncanny ability to…” He paused for a long time, rubbing his chin. James saw the concentration in the little man’s face. “Well, they just seem to know things. I’m not sure how to explain it. It’s sort of like an instinct, only based in magic somehow. Does that make sense?” “It makes as much sense as the rest of the things in this world.” “Good.” Then together they walked into the market, now bustling wildly with all manners of people as it had the night before. Business owners yelled out deals to passersby while hagglers argued with business owners over the price of an item. Some put on shows; one used a Littlekind man as a gimmick. People crowded around the scene as the tiny man bounced around. James curled his lip in

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