June 2008

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USCS: One Year Down (probably 500 more to go)

Seeing how this was my first year at a real college (I don’t consider community college “real college”, just high school with better choices), I feel it necessary to babble about this year in retrospect.It has been a tremendous year, to say the least. My first quarter was a bit of a shocker for two reasons: I found out that University level work is not all that difficult, despite people telling me that “it’s so hard” or “it’s a lot of work”. Not really, to be honest. Yes, it’s work, but would I say that, for the most part, it’s drastically more so than community college? No, not really. I got a little kick in the butt as far as writing is concerned (non-fiction essay writing). I’m a good writer, or so I’m told, so it’s not so much that I couldn’t write, it was that I still had some things to learn. And I feel like I have learned those things, or some of them. This is good news. I learned quite a lot about literary theory in my Lit. 1 course (which is good because I had never heard of literary theory before, as odd as that sounds) and learned even more in my Opera course, which was probably one of my more memorable courses in the last five years. I know, it’s Opera! But it was actually really fascinating. You’d be surprised what lies behind all that funny singing and exaggerated performances. The last course for that quarter was Modern German Fiction, which was entertaining. I can’t say I learned a great deal in that course (perhaps I got a little jolt in how to look at literature), but I enjoyed it because the works were really good and the professor was rather entertaining (and I like that professor, even though several people in the class hated him). The result of that semester was an A+ (Opera), A (German Fiction), and A- (Lit. 101), which is all good for me. The second quarter (winter) proved to be much of the same, although perhaps more of a challenge on the reading front. My British Canon class was entertaining, but draining at the same time. There was quite a lot of reading that needed to be done for it (a bit too much, in my opinion, to be very effective in discussing all the works), but the professor was probably the best professor you could ever have for the material (which stretched from Chaucer to right around when the English colonies were being formed in America). He made a lot of great jokes, brought our attention to the myriad of meanings for words we take for granted (most of which I have forgotten and a vast majority of which were dirty in the 1400s). We even got to read Rochester, who is the filthiest poet pre-WW2 that I have ever read.Then there was my Colonial American Literature course, which, I have to admit, was not all the entertaining. The professor was more interesting than the material, but at the same time, because of the professor, I at least enjoyed the course some. The end of that course was spent watching, and ridiculing, the special edition DVD of Pocahontas. Needless to say, the special edition is terrible (why does Disney think it’s a great idea to add new songs to an already entertaining film? And why do they try to play it off that their story is “truth” with little behind the scenes videos of artists saying how “we wanted to capture the real story”? The movie is BS…just say it is and we’ll all be happy with accepting it as entertainment).The last class was my favorite: Science Fiction in Multicultural America. It was essentially a class focused on “Black speculative fiction”. We read a little Delany, a little Butler, and lots of other folks (like Mosley and some non-fiction stuff). It was a terrific class with a bizarre set of texts and movies, some of which were fantastic (Blade Runner is a good film to watch for its elements, but not for entertainment value). One of my favorite courses ever.The result of that quarter was a B (British Canon), A (Colonial Fiction), and A- (Scifi). There came Spring Quarter, the one I just finished. Most of you recall that I was overloaded. This was my own stupidity. The classes weren’t necessarily hard, but combined together it was so much reading my head nearly popped. Lit. 101 (Animal Theory) is a required course for the literature major (not the Animal Theory part, but the Lit. 101 part; Animal Theory is just a theme). The course is an attempt at familiarizing you with a specific form of literary theory. In the end, I wasn’t sure that the class worked as a whole. While Animal Theory is interesting, it needed more focus on the literary aspect of it, and less on the ethical/political/social aspect (yes, those would be in the literature, but we weren’t discussing the literature in those contexts, but Animals). Still, I think the goal of the class was to make me question the human relation to itself and to the animal kingdom, and it did that, though perhaps not in the way that the professor intended (I’m still going to eat meat and support animal testing).The other course I took was Global Fiction (which had a specific theme of fiction from the African continent). This course was intense, not because it was hard, but because the subject matter was screwed up. I don’t know how much you all know about Apartheid in South Africa, but the things we read about and learned was disturbing. There was even a point where we watched recorded testimonies from Truth & Reconciliation Commission. It was a lot to take in and unsettling to hear the real stories of real things that happened to people.Then there was my independent study on Philip K. Dick. What can I say? I got to choose my

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Top 100 SF/F/H Books You Must Read Meme

I discovered this list here and immediately thought this would be a great meme. Here is how it works: Bold all the titles you have read, italicize the titles you hope to read or have seen the movie for (since many of these have been turned into movies) and try to make a distinction between the two, and just mark ones you’ve never heard of somehow (preferably with a parenthesis of some sort). People tagged:John of Grasping For the WindSQTGraeme And here is the list: 100 Books Thou Shalt Read Before You DieBy the Inquest Staff 1. Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien2. The Chronicles of Amber by Roger Zelazny3. The Ender Quartet by Orson Scott Card (read the first book)4. Neuromancer by William Gibson 5. The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever by Stephen R. Donaldson (6 Books total)6. Foundation by Isaac Asimov (6 Books total) (read the first two books)7. Dune by Frank Herbert8. Elric by Michael Moorcock9. The Man in the High Castle by Phillip K. Dick10. 1984 by George Orwell11. Hyperion by Dan Simmons (four books)12. The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester13. Tigana by Guy Gavriel Kay (never heard of it)14. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley15. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Phillip K. Dick (aka Bladerunner)16. The Sword of Shannara by Terry Brooks (probably will never read)17. The Anubis Gates by Tim Powers (I’ve heard of it, but I don’t know if I’ll read it)18. Lightning by Dean Koontz (probably will never read)19. The Uplift Trilogy by David Brin20. Ringworld by Larry Niven21. The Time Machine by H.G. Wells (seen the movie)22. Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser by Fritz Leiber (complete series) (never heard of it, though I have heard of Leiber)23. A Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs24. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (and I’ve seen the movie)25. The Stand by Stephen King (tried reading it, got bored; tried watching the movie, got bored)26. Le Morte d’Arthur by Sir Thomas Mallory27. I, Robot by Isaac Asimov (seen the movie)28. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by Robert Heinlein29. Watership Down by Richard Adams (seen the movie too)30. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury31. The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien32. Helliconia by Brain Aldiss (three books)33. The Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe (five books) (never heard of it)34. Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathon Swift35. Mindkiller by Spider Robinson (novella in book Deathkiller) (never heard of it)36. Blood Music by Greg Bear 37. The Green Mile by Stephen King (probably won’t read, not a fan of King’s work, saw most of the movie though)38. Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice (saw the movie, probably will never read though)39. Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein (saw the movie)40. The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis (seven books) (read the first two books)41. The Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson42. Watchers by Dean Koontz (probably won’t read)43. The Demolished Man by Alfred Bester44. Emphyrio by Jack Vance45. The Wizard of Oz by Frank L. Baum46. War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells (seen two of the movies)47. Mythago Wood by Robert Holdstock48. Animal Farm by George Orwell (seen the movie)49. The Princess Bride by William Goldman (seen the movie)50. Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan (complete series) (not sure I want to read it)51. It by Stephen King (seen the movie)52. A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess53. Timescape by Gregory Benford (never heard of it)54. Pern by Anne McCaffery (complete series) (not sure I’ll read this)55. Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut56. Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett57. Fionavar by Guy Gavriel Kay (three books) (never heard of it)58. Earthsea “trilogy” by Ursula K. LeGuin59. 2001 by Arthur C. Clarke (four books) (seen the movie)60. Xenogenesis by Octavia Butler (three books)61. A Fire Upon the Deep by Vernor Vinge62. Conan by Robert E. Howard63. Mars trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson64. Midnight at the Well of Souls by Jack L. Chalker (never heard of it)65. A Spell for Chameleon by Piers Anthony66. The Gap by Stephen R. Donaldson (five books) (I’ve not clue what this is)67. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court by Mark Twain68. Adventures of the Stainless Steel Rat by Harry Harrison69. The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury70. Dark Elf series by R. A. Salvatore (not all that interested, especially if this is Forgotten Realms stuff)71. West of Eden by Harry Harrison72. A Fine and Private Place by Peter S. Beagle (never heard of it, but I know who the author is)73. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne (saw the movie too)74. Dying Inside by Robert Silverberg (never heard of it)75. Dragonlance by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman (never read any of this stuff, probably won’t)76. Lensman by E.E. “Doc” Smith (six books)77. Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury78. The Mote in God’s Eye by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle79. Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein80. Space Trilogy by C.S. Lewis81. The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells (seen at least three movies based on this)82. Gun, With Occasional Music by Jonathan Lethem (never heard of it)83. Lyonesse by Jack Vance (three books)84. Catspaw by Joan Vinge85. Crystal Express by Bruce Stirling86. The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle87. To Your Scattered Bodies Go by Phillip Jose Farmer88. The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris (never read, didn’t like the style, but saw the movie)89. Downbelow Station by C.J. Cherryh90. Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes91. The Songs of Distant Earth by Arthur C. Clarke92. “The Four Lords of the Diamond” by Jack Chalker (never heard of it)93. Swords by Fred Saberhagen94. Way Station by Clifford Simak95. The Kraken Wakes by John Wydham96. Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson97. The High Crusade by Paul Anderson98. Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll (seen at least three movies based on this)99. Carrion Comfort by Dan Simmons (never heard of it)100. The Postman by David Brin (saw the movie)

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RIP: George Carlin

I thought it was a joke at first when I saw it, but apparently it’s true. George Carlin has passed away from a heart attack. Totally crap. This guy was a genius comedian. He will be sorely missed indeed. (Don’t click the read more, there isn’t any more after this!)

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Sometimes Nature is Stranger Than Fiction

(Stealing this from Mike Brotherton) Apparently scientists are giving added attention to a frog from Cameroon and realizing just how crazy nature really is. The frog not only grows sideburns, but also has the ability to project its bones through its hands like claws. Apparently the frogs have bones inside the tip of their phalanges, and these bones are sharp, covered by another bony nodule, and suspended inside the skin of the frog’s toe with a suspendatory sheath, and padded on the bottom of the toe with lots of tissue. The bone is connected to an extensor muscle. When the frog is stressed or caught (they don’t know what triggers it yet), the extensor muscle contracts, and the sharp bone BREAKS away from the nodule covering it, and then tears open the tissue of the frog’s toe to come out. The bony claw remains anchored via strong collagen fibers, and might be able to retract once the extensor muscle relaxes. This is the only species found so far with claws that do not have a keratinous sheath covering them. Thankfully this frog isn’t strong to kill people, but still, that’s kind of freaky. Click the link to learn more about this bizarre frog that is being called by some “the Wolverine frog”. If there is any animal out there that deserves to be named after such a famous superhero, it’s this frog. (Don’t click the read more, there isn’t any more after this!)

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Locus Awards 2008 Announced

The winners are: SF Novel: The Yiddish Policemen’s Union by Michael Chabon (HarperCollins) Fantasy Novel: Making Money by Terry Pratchett (Doubleday UK; HarperCollins) Young Adult Book: Un Lun Dun by China Miéville (Ballantine Del Rey; Macmillan UK) First Novel: Heart-Shaped Box by Joe Hill (Morrow; Gollancz) Novella: “After the Siege” by Cory Doctorow (The Infinite Matrix Jan 2007) Novelette”The Witch’s Headstone” by Neil Gaiman (Wizards) Short Story: “A Small Room in Koboldtown” by Michael Swanwick (Asimov’s Apr/May 2007) Collection: The Winds of Marble Arch and Other Stories by Connie Willis (Subterranean) Anthology: The New Space Opera by Gardner Dozois & Jonathan Strahan (Editors) (Eos) Non-fiction: Breakfast in the Ruins by Barry N. Malzberg (Baen) Art Book: The Arrival by Shaun Tan (Lothian 2006; Scholastic) Editor: Ellen Datlow Magazine: F&SF Publisher: Tor Artist: Charles Vess Congrats to all the winners indeed! (Don’t click the read more, there isn’t any more after this!)

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Tall Writing Order

Today is going to be intense and it’s entirely possible that I will explode. Here’s what’s going down: At 10 PM I have to be showered, fed, and mentally prepared to write. Shortly after that point I need to be online. Why? I’ve arranged to do a 2 hour word war with a friend from my website YoungWritersOnline.net. Note: A word war, if you don’t know (and I have talked about it before) is basically a “battle” between any number of people to write the most in a given period of time. Generally they aren’t 2 hours long (15 minutes is normal). You set up a time with whomever you want to write with, with a time limit, and then for that period, you just write, nothing else, period. At the end, you come back and every says how many words they wrote and the person with the most wins (though technically anyone who wrote wins). Prior to this there will be a brainstorming session. It’s quite likely that we will either get tired of something and switch, or finish a couple stories all at once. So, we’re going to brainstorm for probably an hour beforehand. After all this, I’ll likely be dead. If I don’t reappear soon, expect my brain has exploded. It’s going to be intense and insane. Yeah. (Don’t click the read more, there isn’t any more after this!)

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