Today is a big day in U.S. history. Most people probably have no clue why it’s such a big day except through vague remembrances from school. Still, this is probably the only day that truly matters in the U.S. as it marks our independence from those evil Brits, who have since become our good buddies.
In any case, hopefully everyone has a great 4th. Make sure to give your respects to our troops, alive, retired, and dead, for without them we would not be here.
And don’t forget to explode something, because that’s sort of what this day is about, if you break it down into its simplest form.
Anywho!
