December 2009

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Random News For 12/11/09 (Peter Watts, Interviews, and Randomness)

Some interesting things have happened today. First, there is an interview with me up on the Outer Alliance blog that you all might want to check out. They asked me some questions about dealing with anti-gay hatred and Survival By Storytelling Magazine, among other things. It’s fairly brief, but well worth checking out. Probably the biggest news for today, though, is the story of the apparent beating and abuse of Peter Watts by U.S. Border Patrol on Tuesday. He has since been released and is back in Canada, but he has to return to Michigan to face trial for what seems to be a trumped up charge that could not only land him in prison for two years, but get him banned from the U.S. for life (he’s charged with assaulting a federal officer, which is apparently adequate reason to beat people with clubs and pepperspray them these days; here I thought these folks were supposed to be protecting us…Watts was on his way OUT of the country, not into it). In any case, Cory Doctorow over at BoingBoing has posted a lot more detail about this here, but what is most pressing right now is that Mr. Watts needs money. He has acquired a good criminal lawyer, but because such trials can often run for extended periods of time and he isn’t exactly Stephen King, he needs a burst of financial aid to pull him through. So, if you can help out by donating a little bit of money, I’m sure Mr. Watts, his family, and his fans would be grateful. Donations can be sent to donate@rifters.com. Update: Peter Watts has broken his short-lived silence here. Update 2: The Toronto Star has a more detailed explanation of everything, which further shows that the border patrol folks are total assholes. That’s all I have for today.

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Payfail: The SF/F Pay Rate Fiasco

(I’d like to add that @maplemuse from Twitter has a blog post that actually takes a very level-headed approach to the Black Matrix problem. I agree with most of the assessments made there, to be honest. The distinction between 4theluv and profit is important to make in this case.) A lot has been said recently about pay rates and what’s wrong with them. Scalzi has chimed in by ripping into a particularly small pulp magazine paying what everyone agrees is a crappy rate, and has even gone after folks who defend lower rates. Others have added their opinions, but it is Scalzi that has had the most impact on it all. And, honestly, great, fine, that’s wonderful. Scalzi has every right to say whatever he likes, but there are few times when I actually disagree with the guy. In this case it’s not because he has the general idea wrong, but because his method of going after the problem is somewhat idiotic and I think it’s about time Scalzi took a step back and shut up. See, Scalzi has never had the same sort of career the rest of us writers have or are trying to have. He admits this. He is in a position in his career where he can get paid loads of money for his short stories; the notoriety of his name makes it possible. (Edit: Oh, and it should be said that the guy deserves it, because he writes good stuff.) But everyone else doesn’t have that luxury. Of course writers should get paid fair rates, but the reality is that there are no fair-paying short markets for SF/F anyway. Even the pros pay crap compared to the highest pay non-genre markets (and by crap, I really mean crap, because there are some literary fiction markets that pay dollars per word, rather than cents). Whether it’s five cents or three cents, it really doesn’t matter, because neither rate is a good one. If Scalzi is going to rip into Black Matrix, then he should probably rip into the whole of the genre short market for its dedication to paying next to nothing for a whole lot of work. If this were still 1930, five cents a word would be great, but it’s not. This is 2009 and even the highest paying, genre-specific pro market barely pays enough to allow a writer to live remotely comfortably for a month in this country. (Clarkesworld, for example, pays 10 cents a word with a 4,000-word limit. That amounts to $400, which is well short of being able to pay my rent, and I live in a fairly cheap area. That’s not to say they’re a terrible mag–there’s a reason they can’t pay $10 a word–just that even the highest paying SF/F short fiction markets don’t pay all that well at all.) On the other side of this, however, are arguments that, to me, make little sense. Some folks out there actually think that pay rate determines the quality of the fiction published; at the same time, though, these same folks acknowledge that, hey, even big name genre writers will submit to a low-paying market for a variety of reasons. Don’t they see the hypocrisy? Let’s dig into the truth: yes, a lot of low-paying markets also print a lot of not-so-great work. But, hell, so do the pro-paying markets. There’s a reason I don’t subscribe to a lot of the big boys, and why their numbers of falling. But some of the lower paying markets also print a lot of excellent work. What about places like Lone Star Stories, Abyss & Apex, GUD, Ideomancer, Electric Velocipede, Shimmer, etc. All these markets pay lower rates than the big boys (and in some cases significantly lower rates), yet are also known for printing great stories. Some of the aforementioned magazines have been nominated for awards or have had stories they’ve published printed in “Best of” anthologies. Such things are indicators of quality. So the idea that pay rate has something to do with quality clearly is not true of all publications (though probably true of many of them). I can’t help feeling that all of this discussion is doing the SF/F community no good whatsoever. It’s another attempt to create a divide over petty nonsense (i.e. pay). I’d love it if every magazine could afford to pay at least pro rate, but the only way that will work is if the market is big enough to accommodate the increased rate. It’s not, and most of the pro markets are fairly specific in the kinds of work they publish. Not all of us write that stuff, leaving smaller, lower paying markets for more unusual or niche short stories. Now, maybe Black Matrix, the market Scalzi has torn to shreds, is one of those crap-paying, crap-producing markets. Maybe. Or maybe it’s another one of those markets that has the potential to be great, that is just now getting its sea legs, and might become something better in the future. I don’t know. I’m not trying to say that pay rate isn’t important. I submit a lot of work to the higher paying markets specifically because they tend to have larger readership, but I submit to smaller, lower paying markets too, some of which have fairly large readerships. Mostly what I care about is getting my work out there, but in markets that seem to matter. What do you all think about all that has been going on? Do you care about rate?

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Why is font size so important to a good book?

Something I am starting to get really irritated about these days are books with ridiculously small font. I can understand the need to use small font for particularly large books, but I cannot for the life of me get through books with fonts so small I have to wear my glasses in order to see the words (I’m near sighted, so this is particularly bad). Yet, publishers keep doing it, and I’m finding myself more and more incapable of even bothering to pick up books with tiny fonts. There’s another reason too, and that has to do with my interest levels in books. When I read, I like to feel like I’ve accomplished something in a half hour of reading. I’m not a fast reader, so when I spend time reading, it’s nice to know that I’ve gone farther than five pages in a ten minute span of time. If it takes me an hour to get through a relatively small chapter, then I start losing interest in the reading. There is a book I currently have on my review shelf that suffers from this, and the result is that I’m no longer reading it. I might try again in the future, but for now, I can’t be bothered with it. It’s a 6×9 trade paperback with font this size. Or maybe smaller. I don’t now. How big does that little bit look on the screen? On the other side of things, though, there are books with font size that is too big. For children’s books, this is perfectly acceptable, since kids really can’t be bothered to read normal-people font anyway. For adult books, however, large font is kind of cumbersome. I don’t think I’ve ever dropped a book that had large font, but it can still make you a little irritated when you bought a 300-page novel only to find out that it’s actually 150 in more traditional font sizes. So, to anyone publishing books out there, please use a reasonable font size. I know you want to save paper and all, but what is more important: a book that becomes a nice door stop, or a book that gets read all the way through and enjoyed for what it is, rather than hated for how it was put together? What other pet peeves do you all have about the design of books? Let me know in the comments!

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UPS Fails Hard

I’ve been expecting a couple packages the last week or so and, to my surprise, today I received an interesting little postcard from UPS. Here’s what it says: We are unable to complete delivery because:CORRECT STREET # NEEDED. NOT DELIVERED. The curious part? The postcard came to my mailbox, the same address the package in question should have been delivered to. So, the question of the day is: how did they manage to deliver the postcard to me and not the package? Clearly they know where I live… And you thought USPS was bad.

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5 More Things No Writer Should Ever Do

The publishing world is an interesting place. It’s full of eccentrics and alcoholics and all manner of slightly-mental weirdos and nutbags who make life interesting. When I wrote the original “10 Things No Writer Should Ever Do,” I kept it fairly focused on the issue of submissions, with a few allusions to certain nutty writers. Now’s the time for a much more interesting list of things no writer should ever do: Photoshop yourself into the photo of an established author.I’m sure there’s an intelligent reason to do this in an alternate dimension where unethical practices are acceptable, but in the real world there’s no logical reason to do something this stupid, especially if you’re not going to do it very well. Robert Stanek, a self-published author of supposedly terrible fantasy novels, did just that. Claiming to have done a book signing with Brian Jacques, Stanek photoshopped himself into a picture, but forgot to include his legs underneath the table. He’s tried to play it off as either jealous authors trying to discredit him or an evil anti-Stanek conspiracy a la Area 51 where evil gerbils from space are trying to ruin his life. Okay, so he didn’t say that last one, but he might as well have. And what’s wrong with this? It’s all kinds of stupid. Don’t do it. It makes you look like a horrible human being and could be a career killer. Plus, it’s a good idea to at least pretend that you exist in reality as fantasy writers. We have enough problems convincing people we’re not all wackjobs with unhealthy interests in things that don’t exist… Use fake accounts to post negative reviews of your “competition” while sneakily name-dropping yourself.Stanek again? Well he’s not the only one, and this kind of stuff happens all over the place, it just so happens to get more notice when someone with a certain level of Internet clout does it. But either way, it’s bad news. If you get caught it could have devastating consequences for your career. Your accounts could be banned from Amazon, along with your books, and you could end up being the social pariah of the publishing community, unless you’re good at spinning a conspiracy story. Some people have that skill. Others end up looking like that crazy homeless guy who thinks Big Foot ate his shoes and sold his parents to the Chupacabra. Use fake accounts to post positive reviews of your own work.As if the item before this weren’t bad enough, some folks have been accused and others found guilty of trying to hype themselves by using fake Amazon accounts to write fake positive reviews. Amazon, it seems is trying to combat this sort of thing by introducing a system that lets people know if a certain user actually bought the book in question from Amazon, but it’s a few years too late and a step or two too short of being efficient. The ore pressing concern is that there’s all kinds of stupid about this. Look, it’s lame enough to have your parents review your book, but it’s worse when you have to do it yourself. Is it that hard to get reviews these days? Maybe some authors don’t have parents, or they have no friends to hit up for reviews. Whatever the reason, getting caught being an idiot is no picnic. At least if you’re going to fake your reviews, be creative about it. Write a memoir full of fiction.Remember that guy from Oprah who wrote that memoir full of half-truths and lies? He sold a crapload of books, primarily because he was on Oprah, but he’s also now remembered for being a lying scumbag. The moral of the story? Don’t lie. Fiction writers generally have to lie, since everything they write about isn’t true anyway, but don’t go above and beyond and start lying about everything else. Don’t make up stories or exaggerate your own life just to sell books. It’s not worth it. Because when someone figures out the truth, it’ll hit you like a brick wall. Ask the crash test dummies how that feels… Sue people when legally you have no recourse to do so.This has happened in almost every media field, from television to literature, and it’s become far more common today because the Internet makes it so darn easy. The worst thing about this is that some people don’t understand that you can’t sue someone for stating an opinion about the quality of your work; the result is that a lot of naive folks will back down under the pressure of fake legal notices. And scam authors know this. A friend of mine once received a notice telling her she would be sued by a guy claiming to be an author’s legal representative, but who turned out to be the kid’s father. The notice, by the way, claimed that my friend could be sued for material damages for stating an opinion, one that happened to be 100% true (the author’s work really sucked something awful). But authors keep doing things like this, sending out legal notices and trying to sue people for their opinions. Why is this a problem? Well, for one, it’s illegal to send fake legal notices in certain instances. The big one, though, is that you look like a thin-skinned little weasel and it adds weight to the very things you’re trying to stifle. You don’t see bestselling authors doing things like this very often for a reason. It’s just stupid. What other stupid things have you seen authors doing? If you’ve got an interesting story to bring my way, let me know in the comments!

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End of 2009 Book Giveaway (Contest)

So, I’ve been thinking of how I can spread the word about Survival By Storytelling and do something cool for my readers and anyone who happens to stumble along. So, what a better way to do that than to give away a book! So, I’m giving away a copy of Survival By Storytelling OR a book of equal or lesser value (if you already have SBS). I’m doing a giveaway like this for a reason, which will be discussed below!How to enter:All you have to do is blog about Survival By Storytelling and our current charity drive. That’s it. Doesn’t matter what kind of blog it is, just write about those two things, briefly, or in-depth. This is why the giveaway is an either/or thing, because if you get SBS to help us give a good contribution to our chosen charity, you can still get a little something for yourself! If you don’t have a blog, then tell folks about SBS and the charity drive on Facebook, Twitter, or wherever else you can. Just spread the word. Make sure to leave a way for me to contact you either in your profile or in the post. How to earn extra entries:–Buy a copy of Survival By Storytelling before the end of the contest and you’ll get an additional 25 entries. If you already own a copy, let me know and you’ll get the same extra entries.–Donate at least $10 to World Education and get an additional 25 entries. That’s all you have to do. Contest will run until January 5th, 2010 and is open worldwide.

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