August 2010

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A Walmart Fail: A First For Me, or How Books and Girlie Things Are Related

Today was supposed to be an amazing day.  Last week I ordered a new bookcase from Walmart after discovering I could fit one more in my apartment and move some of my books from the tops of bookshelves and the floor to an appropriate place (I also ordered a pair of pillows, but there’s nothing interesting about that).  This morning I checked Fedex, saw that my package was being delivered today, and suddenly grew very excited.  Bookshelves do that to me.  But when I opened the package, this is what I discovered (after the fold): That’s right.  Twelve pairs of black, high-heel shoes with flowers on them.  Clearly shoes and bookcases have a lot in common.  They’re of the same genus (litteraeus), they look remarkably the same (wood and shoe fabric clearly being made from the same source–a tree), and are obviously kept in the same department and used for exactly the same things. Except…all of that is a load of crap.  They’re clearly not alike in any way, shape or form.  Hell, they’re not even kept in the same bloody department.  Have you ever been inside a Walmart where the shoes and the books were literally in the same place?  No, of course not, because they are more closely tied into apparel than they are books (which are usually near all the media stuff, like DVDs, because both are about frakking stories). So, how was your day? Update:  The bookshelf came at about 5:25 PM EST.  The Fedex guy has no idea what happened.  They sent two packages to me, apparently, and one of them wasn’t supposed to go to me at all.  Fun, huh?

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Haul of Books 2010: Stuff For Review v.3

It almost seems like I’m always buying stuff for myself, rather than receiving things for review.  Well, that’s not true!  You know how I know?  Because the following book arrived in my mailbox from the far away and extremely exotic land of Australia.  It came in an envelope made of kangaroo fur, and when I opened it, the sweet sound of didgeridoo’s playing “Down Under” by Men At Work wafted into my living room, followed by a floating can of Vegemite. Okay, so none of that is actually true, except the part about it coming from Australia.  But it’s still cool to get stuff from far away lands, no? Here’s the image (after the fold):  Oh, and don’t forget the cool stuff on the inside (plus a bookmark): And now for the description (from Amazon): The King’s Bastard (King Rolen’s King series) by Rowena Corey Daniels The Kingdom of Rolencia sleeps as rumours of new Affinity Seeps, places where the untamed power wells up. By royal decree all those afflicted with Affinity must serve the Abbey or face death. Sent to the Ab bey, the King’s youngest son, Fyn, trains to become a warrior monk. Elsewhere others are tainted with Affinity and must fight to survive. Political intrigue and magic combine in this explosive first book in an exciting new fantasy trilogy. It’s on my reading list for sure! What about you?  Did you get anything interesting recently?

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The Skiffy and Fanty Show #14 is Live!

I am insanely excited to announce episode #14 of The Skiffy and Fanty Show (the podcast I’ve been doing for the last few months).  Why?  Because of this: Author Jason Sanford, a two-time Interzone Reader’s Poll award winner and recent Nebula Award finalist, joins us for one heck of an interview!  We discuss the state of genre short fiction, literary short fiction, scifi strange, and much more. Excited, no?  If you’d like to hear the episode, you can find it here.  And don’t forget to answer the question of the week!

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The Michio Kaku Meme: Thoughts on the World of Science Fiction

Over and Big Think, Michio Kaku has posted a bunch of questions he wants fans to answer for a project he’s working on. I don’t know what the project is, but if Michio Kaku is involved, then it’s bound to be awesome. So, considering that his questions are blog worthy, I thought I’d start a little meme. If you’d like to participate, all you have to do is steal the questions for yourself and answer them. Make sure to link here, and, if you want, post the link over at Big Think so Mr. Kaku can see what you wrote. Simple enough, right? Here we go:Which ideas from Science Fiction would you most like to see become reality and why? This question is kind of enormous. There are a lot of ideas that I want to see become a reality, but putting it all here would take up far too much space. So, I’m going to narrow it to three: Faster-than-light TravelI want to see the stars and other planets in my lifetime. I can’t do that when it takes longer than a single human lifetime to get to the nearest star. Just imagine seeing other planets and maybe finding a habitable one. It’d be nothing short of amazing. The Uber Cure or TreatmentIn science fiction, you sometimes see futures where we’ve cured most of the major human ailments, or, at the very least, have come up with extremely effective ways to fight off cancer and so on. For me, this is a must have, since I’m a cancer survivor and have an unreasonable amount of compassion for people who are suffering diseases and ailments that we should have cures or reasonably effective treatments for. Sadly, we seem more interested in spending money to build things to blow one another up than to find cures or improve food production to combat starvation, etc. Intelligent and Self-aware RobotsMaybe I’m stupid for wanting this. We’ve seen so many movies in which robots rise up and try to take over or exterminate us. Yet, I can’t help wanting truly self-aware, human-like robots in this world. Having robot friends and companions, playing robot games, and all of that sounds like great fun to me. Maybe if we’re smart and design them just the right way, and treat them appropriately, we won’t have to worry about all of that death and destruction stuff. Maybe… What is your favorite Science Fiction movie and why? Star Wars (the original trilogy). It’s the science fiction series I grew up with. How can I not include it as my favorite? I’ve seen Star Wars more times than I can count, and I will continue to re-watch it in any format I can get it in so long as I live. The series is beautiful, action-packed, fun, thrilling, and altogether wonderful. It’s like childhood in movie form. It’s pure imagination. What’s not to love? What is your favorite scene from a Science Fiction movie?The entire sequence in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi from the moment the rebel fleet appears above Endor to the destruction of the second Death Star. I remember watching that scene with awe when I was younger. It’s visually gorgeous and it’s just freaking cool. Say what you will about Ewoks, you all know the fight was entertaining. And how about that space battle? That’s the one big difference between the originals and the prequels for me. In the new films, the space battles just aren’t as impressive. They’re CGed and seem too fake to me; I think they’re a mark of how George Lucas has fallen into the CG trap with directors like Michael Bay. But the originals were just amazing. Yes, the visuals are flawed, and obviously so, but they are still so much more “real” than anything else. The miniatures used are beautiful. Besides, the ending of Return of the Jedi is quite powerful, if you ask me.Who is your favorite Science Fiction character and why?That’s an impossible question to answer. It doesn’t matter who I pick, I’m leaving someone out that deserves to be mentioned. So, hopefully people will forgive me if I play the exclusionary type and pick Captain Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly. He’s witty, gruff, and almost everything a good spaceship captain should be. Plus, he’s poetic. See for yourself: What is your favorite Science Fiction device, machine or weapon?For very personal reasons, the hypospray needle-less vaccine gizmo from Star Trek. I hate needles something awful. I can deal with being stabbed by them, but there’s no reason for us to still have needles for administering vaccines and medicines. Where are my hypospray things? Hmm? Where? And there you have it! So, what are your responses to these questions?

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A Final Answer to the Question of Questions: Is Science Fiction Dying?

No, it is not.  Now shut up already.  The next person who raises this question, even if they’re going to say “no” in their response, will get an unwelcome at-home meeting from me and my polystyrene robot. Yes, the robot has a ray gun, and before Adam comes along and tries to tell me that a ray gun isn’t science fiction without an explanation for its power source, I’m going to say that it is powered by the tears from everyone who said George Lucas ruined their childhood with the prequel movies.  That’s about as science fictional as you can get. That is all.

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