Shaun Duke

Shaun Duke is an aspiring writer, a reviewer, and an academic. He is currently an Assistant Professor of Digital Rhetoric and Writing at Bemidji State University. He received his PhD in English from the University of Florida and studies science fiction, postcolonialism, digital fan cultures, and digital rhetoric.

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Amoebae Are Zombies

I was reading this interesting article and thought I’d talk about it here. People are apparently dying rather suddenly from a small organism. It’s called Naegleria fowleri, an apparently little known amoeba that has deadly consequences. The good side of this is that it is not an epidemic and hopefully will not be flouted as one. According to the CDC, the amoeba called Naegleria fowleri (nuh-GLEER-ee-uh FOWL’-erh-eye) killed 23 people in the United States, from 1995 to 2004. This year health officials noticed a spike with six cases — three in Florida, two in Texas and one in Arizona. The CDC knows of only several hundred cases worldwide since its discovery in Australia in the 1960s. You can become infected rather easily, which is scary. Since Naegleria lives in just about any warm, watery environment one can simply get it and not even know it until it’s too late. The stuff can even get into your swimming pool, if you don’t take care of the water and chlorine levels. Beach said people become infected when they wade through shallow water and stir up the bottom. If someone allows water to shoot up the nose — say, by doing a somersault in chest-deep water — the amoeba can latch onto the olfactory nerve. Once it gets up there it feeds on your tissue until it works its way into your and begins eating your brain cells. That’s about the end for you. While some lab based experiments have shown some promise in curing the issue, generally it’s fatal, even if you were to find out you were infected. Survival is rare.Read the full article. This definitely makes things interesting when it comes to future Earth. Two hundred years from now the planet could be a lot warmer. What happens to Naegleria then?Okay, so maybe that title is a bit misleading, since the amoebae aren’t exactly searching for brains, but it’s a catchy title, so sue me. As an added bonus I have a resource link for all you fantasy writers out there!Welcome to the world of historical maps. If you’re writing historical fantasy, alternate history, or even if you just want to see what the world looked like long ago, this is a great site for you. They are mostly maps of territory–who owned what and when, how countries were once split up, etc. But, if you know any history, then it will all be rather useful to you. And if you don’t, well, Google is always there to educate you. Besides, sometimes history can be fun. Such as knowing that in some cases, people who were beheaded didn’t die instantly, but would actually be ‘alive’ for a short period of time before the brain realized it was dead. Morbid? Sure. Interesting? I think so. Enjoy!

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Literary Critics Are Morons

What exactly is it about the literary academia that makes literature, in its most basic form, even more inaccessible by the general populace? I’ll tell you. Critics are morons. Now, what I mean by this is not that they are just stupid in how they choose good books, but rather that they have no understanding whatsoever what the rest of the country, and most of the world, find to be valuable literature.Most of us, as in humans, are not literature majors. Taking that into account we have to assume that most of us also are not necessarily prone to having enormous vocabularies or be adept in reading complex, convoluted sentences, the likes of which seem to be prevalent in literary criticism. This is my problem with the literary academia. There is considerable concern over the future of literature and concern in that people, in general and in the majority, are not reading, are not interested, and seemingly don’t care. The problem is the literary academia.I recently was reading one of my literary criticism books for one of my classes and I was marveling over the fact that the way it is written would pretty much put off almost everyone else. The sentences were long, filled with words that most people wouldn’t know anyway, and utterly complex. This is not unusual in literary criticism, in fact, it’s pretty much the norm. Who exactly reads these books? I certainly don’t do it for fun. Why? Because I’m not interested in long-winded, boring analyses (yes, that’s the plural). What I’m interested in is the criticism of whatever it is the author is talking about. But the literary world has no concept of market. They cling desperately to books they should clearly let die and completely disregard the books that the overwhelming majority of people favor as something not even literature.But who is right?You are. You, the people. You drive the market, and clearly what you are interested in is one thing, while the literary academia is interested in other. They desperately want you to respect books that you have no interest in, and rather than making them easily accessible, they create a mess of confusing books and articles that further drive you away. Most of us would rather read a really entertaining *insert popular author here* book rather than trying to wade our way through something dull and contrived.Making things even worse, they give awards to books that most people will never touch, and avoid adding credibility to those books which clearly have a place and importance in our society and culture. Look at Harry Potter. The world seems to have embraced it, but still the literary academia refuses to grant it the position in the literary world that it damn well deserves simply because it’s a novel of common themes in a fantastic setting.To add some credibility to this, I am going to ask you a question. Do not do a Google search for it, and certainly don’t look it up in a book. Answer honestly. How many of you can name 5 Nobel prize winners for literature?I can name two: Gunter Grass and Andre Gide. I can only name them because I happen to be reading both authors this semester for my lit classes. Otherwise, I couldn’t name any others.Now I ask this, how many of you can name 5 books that were made into movies?Probably all of you can, or at least come close to it. Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Children of Men, Great Expectations, The Importance of Being Earnest, etc.How many of you can name 5 books that were best sellser?Probably all of you. Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter, anything by Stephen King, etc.See what I mean? When will we see one of these great novels that the majority of readers have enjoyed given the respect it deserves? I expect never, because like a stubborn old man, the literary academia is clinging desperately to old values and old ideas that have been lost to the winds of time.Think about this…it might make your head hurt with annoyance.

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Man’s Obsession With Predictions

We live a society constantly trying to predict, in one way or another, what exactly is going to happen in the future–near or far. We’ve all heard of Nostradamus–well most of us, look him up if you haven’t. So, what exactly is our curiosity with the future? The interesting thing is that, from the perspective of reality, there’s no sure way to even know what the future holds. But that doesn’t seem to stop us from trying to figure it out. Perhaps in the future some technology will come along that changes this, or maybe we’ll get smart enough to know the patterns of life. It’s very unlikely, but still.Even I am not immune to this obsession. In my first finished novel, WISB (the World in the Satin Bag, found on the right there), the main villain happens to be capable of viewing the future, and altering its course in the process by knowing what decisions he needs to make to correct what might come true.What predictions do you have?I recently found a site called Long Bets which takes things even further.Predictions of Interest: By 2050 we will receive intelligent signals from outside our solar system. Here. By 2050 no synthetic computer nor machine intelligence will have become truly self-aware (ie. will become conscious). Here. That by 2020 a wearable device will be available that will use voice recognition capability and high-volume storage to monitor and index conversations you have or conversations which occur in your vicinity for later searching as supplemental memory. Here. By the year 2020, the tickets to space travel – at the least to Moon, will be available over the counter. Here. That by 2024 “artificial” life emerging somewhere out of the soup of human technology will be given a Latin taxonomic name by biologists and others and declared viable for study. Here. By 2020, in real or artificial life, sustainable evolutionary progress in a genetically closed system will not have been demonstrated. Here. By the year 2040, AI will appear on computer viruses that will communicate with each other using a universal Internet language and will be programmed to fuse together and mutate into Computer Organs that will later be controlled by powerful search engines (Systems) diffused through out the Internet. Here. By the year 2020 solar electricity will be as cheap or cheaper than that produced by fossil fuels. Here. Evidence of extraterrestrial intelligence within the solar system will be confirmed before evidence from several light-years away. Here. By 2020 a completely propellantless (no material particles expelled for propulsion) or “field propulsion-type” aerospace vehicle will land on the Moon. Here. By 2025 at least 50% of all U.S. citizens residing within the United States will have some form of technology embedded in their bodies for the purpose of tracking and identification. Here. By the year 2020 the technology will exist that will allow for the “faxing” (teleportation- sending/receiving) of actual inanimate objects, such as text books, clothing, jewelery and the like. Here. By 2150 faster than light propulsion theory will become realized, but not implemented, either through black holes, worm holes or space time warping. Here. And some for the sake of humor! Within 100 years the citizens and companies of a large and prosperous country in excess of 100 million people will no longer pay taxes of any kind. Here. By 2007, the U.S. Government will intervene to prevent at least one of the Incumbent Local Exchange Carriers (ILECs)/Regional Bell Operating Companines (RBOCs) (e.g. Verizon, SBC, Bell South, and EXCEPTING Qwest) from filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Here. An all-new Star Wars film will be released to theatres this century. Here. (Ignoring the ones that already came out of course). So, apparently we’re making all sorts of interesting predictions these days.

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The Insignificance of Earth

I’ve always found it profoundly interesting how people on this little planet think of themselves as so utterly important. So I thought I would write a post about just how insignificant we are in comparison to the universe, an idea spawned by this link.Earth is but one planet in a our solar system. Our solar system has 8 planets–Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune–since Pluto is no longer a planet. Thanks stupid scientists and your anal criteria. There are loads of asteroids, comets, etc. too. Of our 8 planets, 6 of them have moons–one for Earth, two for Mars, 63 for Jupiter, 60 for Saturn, 27 for Uranus, and 13 for Neptune. Our Solar System has one sun.Our sun is a star in the Milky Way Galaxy. There are billions upon billions of other starts in our galaxy, and millions of them are similar to our sun. There are hundreds of confirmed exo-planets–planets around other stars. Our galaxy is one of billions of other galaxies in our universe. In those galaxies there are billions upon billions of other stars, and since the Universe is so vast, this means there are so many stars and so many chances for life out there, that the thought that we would have been only intelligent life to emerge is absurd. (Note that we probably will never see those other lifeforms).Now, here is where things get even more ridiculous in regards to our insignificance. Scientists are theorizing that our universe is not the only one out there. Now this could mean that maybe there are just many universes that act as big bubbles in the vastness of space, sort of like galaxies are in our universe, or it could mean that alternate dimensions are at work. This all sounds very crazy, but there is some real strength to the theories, most particularly the whole deal with the ten dimensions.So how’s that for putting things into perspective?

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Changing WISB For All Mankind

Some of you might have noticed some serious changes around here. I’m doing some work on the blog to try to get new readers and the like and due to some suggestions some things are changing. First, things have moved around a bit, and the archives are now a drop menu to save space. Most of you never look down on the right hand side. Usually I have a group of image bars there from sites I am a part of. I try a lot of places to see what places seem to bring traffic to the site. I’m not trying to simply increase traffic, but what I’m doing is trying to bring new readers in to my blog. That’s all. So I try various things, and from time to time I delete all the things that aren’t doing anything for me from the blog. Which is exactly what has happened. All the links that weren’t adding to my new readers are gone (I pay attention to sitemeter) I’ve temporarily removed the word meters on the right hand side. Why? Alex suggested that perhaps they are misleading because they are expecting that perhaps those word meters refer to works that are on the site, considering that WISB is on the site. So I’ve taken them off for now. My other reason for taking them off was because, while they are nice, they are just too big for me. I wanted smaller word meters that take up less space. Thus far I haven’t found any. I’m trying a new thing called BlogRush, which you can see in the right. This is temporary, but it seems to be a way not only to bring readers of my blog to potentially awesome sites related to my blog, but might bring people from other places here. We’ll see what happens with that. I’m using Creative Commons at the bottom of my page now. I was using a different copyright before, but CC seems to be the common route for a lot of writers now, so now it’s there. That about covers it for now. Hopefully things look okay. I’m giving this BlogRush thing a try, but if it doesn’t prove useful, then it’s gone.Thanks all! (Don’t click the read more, there isn’t any more after this)

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A Solid Farewell To An Icon

It’s really irrelevant if you liked Robert Jordan’s work or not. You can’t deny his impact on fantasy literature, one that while not as powerful as Tolkien’s, is certainly recognizable. Jordan pioneered the massive fantasy epic series. There is no doubt that his writing (including not only the Wheel of Time, but various other work too) has brought rise to countless long-winded fantasy series. And like all literature, it’s hit or miss. The impact is undeniable, whether or not you see it as positive or negative (though you have to admit that his impact is a little of both).With his passing he has left behind quite a legacy, including an unfortunately unfinished fantasy series that we all of have heard of–The Wheel of Time. Like Zelazny’s Chronicles of Amber…I have never read any of his works, but I recognize his importance to the fantasy genre, much like I recognize Tolkien even though I was not a fan of his writing (the story was excellent, but it wasn’t written very well in my opinion).So with that, here is a wonderful adieu to an icon that seems to have left his mark.

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