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WISB Podcast: Sweetening the Pot (A Donation Tier and the Crazy Things I’ll Do)

(Note:  All episodes of the podcast are listed here.  You can also see all posts related to the podcast on the page for the WISB Podcast tag.) (Note 2: A number of folks on Twitter have suggested that I do a video of me performing the Truffle Shuffle and Peanut Butter Jelly Time. In the interest of fairness, I have decided that should I reach my $1,000 funding goal by the 1st, I will perform both “dances” on video. That’ right…both. If you want to see me embarrass myself, please donate and tell all your friends.) One of the things that occurred to me while editing and podcasting The World in the Satin Bag is that there needs to be more interesting bits for you listeners.  I’ve been hanging the promise of an ebook on every episode, but that’s a long way off.  Besides, why should you bother listening and donating now when you can buy the book later (or something like that).  With that in mind, I have decided to create a tiered donation system with incentives (i.e., “free” stuff — similar to Kickstarter). Why am I doing this?  Well, why not?  If I’m going to ask you for $1 or $10 or $100, I might as well give you a little more bang for your buck, right?  That’s the way I see it, at least.  We’ll see how it works out. The way this tiered system will work is fairly simple:  if you donate up to the amount at a certain level, you get whatever that level offers (when the project is finished or sooner, depending on the item).  You don’t have to donate all at once if you’d like to give a few dollars every episode.  I’ll add everything up in the end anyway.  You also don’t have to be constrained by the levels.  If you want to give me $2 instead of $1, then go for it. Sounds simple, right?  Good. Without further adieu, here are the tiers (stay tuned at the bottom, because I’ve thrown in something even more “crazy” to keep things interesting — it will involve me and torture)(after the fold): $1 Your name in the acknowledgments (in the ebook and on my blog in the Podcasts section).  I will also link to your website (unless it’s porn or something evil, like a KKK site or something). $10 The same as above, plus a free copy of the finished ebook. $25 The same as above, plus a personalized handwritten letter about my progress on WISB or any of my other writing you’re curious about.  They will be weird letters full of random doodles and nonsense, but also some serious stuff. $50 The same as above, plus a paperback copy of the book. $100 The same as above, plus I will sign everything with my magic pen of magic-ness. $150 The same as above, plus I will include a personalized “thank you” in the various versions of the book, a print of the finished cover, a handwritten “thank you” letter, and I will create a place named after you and write up a  history of it (to be printed out and delivered to you and posted on my blog, with appropriate credit given to you). $200 The same as above, plus I will write a short story set in the same world as WISB which includes a character based on you.  There are no guarantees that said character will live… The only thing I ask is that international folks throw in a little extra to create a buffer for shipping, particularly if you live in the middle of nowhere.  Sending books internationally can get a little costly.  If you could toss in an extra $5-$10, I’ll love you forever. I’ll also throw in a free hug if you donate and we happen to meet at a convention, coffee shop, bookstore, or a family reunion on Nectotroporis 5.  These are replenishing hugs, which means you can get more than one.  That’s good right? But there’s also one more thing I need to mention: If I meet my $1,000 goal before the 1st of July, I will do something completely crazy or weird on video, which I’ll leave to readers/listeners to suggest and decide by vote (the stipulation being that I will not do anything illegal, involving nudity, deadly, or really disgusting; beyond that, I’ll do just about anything). Don’t forget that I’m also adding new fiction to the world (short stories, novelettes, etc.) for every $250 I receive.  Those stories will be available online, as ebooks, and as podcasts. That’s pretty much the end of the pot sweetening.  If you have suggestions of things you’d like to see added to the list, let me know and I’ll consider them.  Everyone is looking for different kinds of perks, and I’m more than willing to indulge you as best I can. P.S.:  If you’ve already donated and are wondering if you’re eligible for the things listed above, then I have good news.  You are!  I’m counting all donations made so far as part of this tiered structure.  This means that the two people who have donated will actually get something out of me when all is said and done.  Congrats!

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A Giant Whoops

If you accidentally saw an unfinished post in my feed, please ignore it.  I accidentally hit the wrong combination of keys and magically posted it.  This will mean that some people might see that item post a second time (the second version will be completed, of course). I’m feeling particularly dumb about it, so to make everything better, here’s a picture of some baby ducks! If I recall correctly, there are sixteen, but it’s hard to tell.  The little things move too darn quick and the mommy duck wants nothing to do with me and my counting fingers. Still, they’re cute as hell, no?

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The World in the Satin Bag Podcast — Chapter Three (The Satin Bag)

It’s here!  The third chapter in the podcast of my re-written blog novel (or rewritedited, as I like to say).  Thanks to everyone who has donated thus far.  As I mention in the episode, I am planning to do something to sweeten the pot for you all, which I’ll mention tomorrow (or the day after).  It involves free stuff. For now, enjoy the episode: Chapter Three — Download (mp3) Thanks for listening (and for donating)! (All podcast chapters will be listed on the Podcast page.)

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Video Found: George Lucas Strikes Back

This is hilarious! George Lucas was kidnapped in the 1980s and an evil man used his likeness to create the prequels and destroy his career. It’s the best kind of geek fantasy in comedy form! Check it out (after the fold): Thanks to SF Signal for the find!

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Eric James Stone: A New Level of Homophobia in the Science Fiction Community

You may remember seeing Stone’s name on the Nebula Awards list not too long ago.  He won for “That Leviathan, Whom Thou Hast Made,” a story I have not had the pleasure to read, and a story I will never read now that I know a little something about what the author thinks about my mother and some of my closest friends, their friends, and, most of all, children. You see, I discovered something very interesting about Stone through Outer Alliance, a community for readers and fans of LGBT people/characters in SF/F.  He’s a homophobe.  And not just any kind of homophobe.  A very special brand of homophobe.  We’ve all encountered everyday homophobes — the kind of people who just don’t care for gay people.  Some of them are alright folks.  Misguided?  Perhaps, but you can’t win them all. In 2006, Stone commented on a post called “Perfecting the Saints in Utero” at Times and Seasons.  The post, written by Adam Greenwood, discusses whether genetic modification to change a baby’s sexual orientation is morally acceptable in a society where such powers are available (and, obviously, where homosexuality is found to be genetic either as an actual set of genes or a “mutation” as a result of the mother’s hormones, etc.). Stone, in comment #21, responded by using deaf people as an example for whether it would be acceptable to genetically modify a child if it were found to be deaf.  Shortly after, he removed “deaf” and replaced it with “homosexual” in some strange attempt to prove that the two things are mutually inclusive. Here is the section as he wrote it about homosexuals (there are some errors, but you get the idea) (after the fold): Now that I’ve offended the zealots of deafness, it’s time for me to offend the zealots of homosexuality. Homosexuality is a defect. That doesn’t mean homosexual people aren’t human, of course. Neither does it mean they should be treated as less human than those who are heterosexual. There are people who are homosexual but who have gone on to to great things — in some cases motivated by their homsexuality. Of course, there are some homosexual people who seem to define their essential being by their deafness. They insist that homosexuality is not a defect. But no matter how much we love and appreciate homosexual people, it doesn’t change the fact that they do not have something that, by design, they are supposed to have: hearing. (The reproductive organs weren’t put there just to provide sexual pleasure, after all.) From a gospel perspective, we believe that when we are resurrected, our bodies will be made whole. That would presumably include correcting defects one is born with. (Recall that Jesus healed the man who was born blind, rather than say, “He was born that way, so that’s the way he’s meant to be.”) So I don’t think correcting those defects through medical science in advance of the resurrection is problematic. If a child’s genes showed it was going to be born homosexual, I see nothing morally wrong with changing that. On the other hand, from the gospel perspective, I do see something morally wrong with homosexual parents who are so adamant about there being nothing wrong with homosexuality that they purposely try to concieve homosexual children. (Note that there is a moral difference between homosexual parents knowing that there is a possibility or even a certainty that a child they concieve will be homosexual, and intentionally choosing for the child to be homosexual when it could have been avoided.) You read that right.  Eric James Stone believes it is morally acceptable to genetically modify babies to get rid of their homosexual genes, and that it is morally reprehensible for homosexual (or otherwise) parents to try to conceive homosexual children (but somehow semi-OK if they conceive homosexual children by accident).  Why?  Because, like blindness, homosexuality is, in Stone’s opinion, a genetic defect. Let’s not pretend that this is anything we haven’t heard before.  Because we have.  And we’ve certainly heard similar opinions in the genre community too, especially from the LDS camp (Orson Scott Card, for example).  They’re a crazy lot, I suppose, with so much hatred filling their souls that they’ve become rotten in their hearts (edit:  to clarify, I don’t mean all Mormon’s are like this, though my language choice here does have some continuity problems which would suggest otherwise.  The “crazy lot” should refer to those individuals who hold similar opinions rather than to all Mormons.  A fail on my part).  And Stone is certainly up there with the rottenest of them all.  This is a man who has no problem with genetically modifying babies (but would not support abortion, I assume, because that would be murder; yet it’s okay to remove one’s “essence,” since that would somehow be loving or something like that). Homosexuality, if we’re being fair, is not like deafness or blindness at all.  Unlike those medical conditions, homosexuality does not create a negative for the child’s wellbeing (in the sense of physical challenges which make it difficult to function in normal society).  The only negative for homosexuals is cultural, rather than physical.  The only barrier to reproduction for homosexuals (real or surrogate) are the laws and social codes we’ve created which ostracize them from hetero-normative culture.  To make matters worse, we have a culture of homophobia which makes it, in many cases, morally and socially acceptable to treat homosexuals (and particularly homosexual children) as sub-human. In fact, while Stone can pretend that he believes homosexuals should be treated like anyone else, that opinion is belied by his own words.  This is a man who would destroy the person you were meant to be because you, the homosexual, are a genetic defect.  You’re not human.  You’re less than human.  In fact, you’re so low on the human scale that you’re expendable.  It’s okay to commit genocide against you, because you’re not “normal.”  Homosexuals must not exist.  They should be culled

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The World in the Satin Bag Podcast — Chapter Two (Lights)

Another chapter is here!  It’s later than I wanted it to be, but I had issues with recording it (they were mowing the lawns in my apartment complex this morning and my upstairs neighbors were being loud and obnoxious in the evening).  In any case, the episode is here! Chapter Two — Download (mp3) I’d also like to thank the lovely person who donated $150 to my silly cause.  I really appreciate it.  You rock and deserve a medal!  So far, I’m glad to have made it that far.  Let’s keep it up.  If you enjoyed Chapter One and Chapter Two, send $1 or whatever you like.  And I’d love to hear what you all think! Thanks for listening! P.S.:  I’m trying to get the episodes up on iTunes, but the system is on the fritz for some reason.  As soon as I can get it on iTunes, I’ll let you know. (All podcast chapters will be listed on the Podcast page.)

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