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Blog Tour Guest Post: A Humorous Script by Tia Nevitt

(Note:  Tia is giving away a copy of her new book, The Sevenfold Spell, to one lucky commenter!  All you need to do is leave a comment on this post.) Thanks, Shaun, for being the only guy to host me on this blog tour. For previous installments, and to read all the excerpts from The Sevenfold Spell in order, pop over to Jenny Schwartz’s Acquiring Magic blog (you might have to scroll down) and hop along. Here is the complete schedule. I wrote a script for a book trailer and I had a lot of fun with it. I got it perfected and ran it by my husband, who laughed in all the appropriate places. But then I realized that I had a problem. This funny script was totally out-of-sync with my somewhat melancholy story, even if the story does have some humorous moments. But! All is not wasted, because I thought it would be a fun blog post. Here it is, all formatted like a script! Well, kinda, because I don’t want to have to give poor Shaun fits trying to get the formatting right. *** INT: BEFORE TIA’S BOOKCASE TIA Ok! Here I am, filming my book trailer for The Sevenfold Spell! I’m all made up, wearing nice clothes and am sitting next to my overflowing bookcase, and I’m hoping this won’t be too embarrassing. Looks left, right, and left. TIA Ok, too late. Cut scene. TIA My name is Tia Nevitt, and I’m the author of The Sevenfold Spell. Hold up nook, preloaded with cover art. TIA Here it is on my nook. Because it’s an ebook, you know. As in digital! As in twenty-first century! As in cheap—it costs only 2.99, less than a cup of coffee! Looks offscreen. TIA Huh? Talk about the story? Oh, yeah. Good idea. The story. Got it. Cut scene. Holds up color flat of cover art. TIA The Sevenfold Spell is a retelling of the sleeping beauty story. Hence the spinning wheel. Actually, spinning wheels were the inspiration for this story. I have this little girl, you see, and like any modern mom, I’ve been filling her head with fairy tales. One day, we found an old VHS copy of Sleeping Beauty, made by a certain giant mogul movie company that I won’t name. We went home and put it in. It has this lengthy intro with an unbelievable amount of backstory and info-dumping. You know, the kind every writing book says to avoid. If it had gone across an editor’s desk, it would have been an instant reject. However, this was a Giant Mogul Movie Company, so it made it on screen. And in the purplest prose you can imagine, an intoning voice says something like this, Affecting deep voice. “The king, still fearful of his daughter’s life, did then and there decree that every spinning wheel in the kingdom should on that very day be burned.” Cut scene, normal voice. TIA So I’m left here, thinking. What? Burn all the spinning wheels? Isn’t the very word spinster derived from one who spins on spinning wheels? As in, most of them have no man to depend upon, and must spin to eat? What the hell are they supposed to do now? Cut scene. Closer up. TIA And besides, didn’t one spinster defy the ban? After all, despite the heartless law, Aurora still manages to find the only spinning wheel in the kingdom and prick her finger on it, which is about the most ridiculous manner of death ever invented in the history of fiction. Cut scene. Closer up. TIA So some spinster, somewhere, had to have a spinning wheel. And assuming she’s not a patsy of the evil fairy, she did it in defiance of the ban. Cut scene. Resume original distance. TIA And that’s who my story is about. Cut scene. Roll book credits to excerpt from Tchaikovsky’s Sleeping Beauty. INT: BACK BEFORE TIA’S BOOKCASE New scene. Thoughful look. You know, those fairies totally stole the movie from Princess Aurora. Final book credit. *** What do you think? Should I start filming? Stick to writing fiction? To help you decide, here’s an excerpt from The Sevenfold Spell. This excerpt will give you some idea of why the above script might have given you the wrong impression about the story. *** On one such day, shortly before I turned eighteen, he interrupted his own description of the birth of a calf to say, “We should get married, you know.” I gawked at him. “Why?” He shrugged, and then blushed to the tips of his ears. “We get on well. You don’t seem like a henpecker, and I’m not likely to be an adulterer.” I understood what he was trying to say. I was plain and he was homely. Neither of us was likely to find anyone else. As I considered his suggestion, I tried to imagine kissing him. It seemed like such a strange idea. Then I tried to imagine doing some of those other things that I had heard the young married women talk about, and failed. But still, he wanted me, even if it was only in an “I’ll never find anyone else” sort of way. And I knew how he felt. The savings for my dowry had, in recent years, transformed into saving for my future. Besides, as he pointed out, we got on well together. Many of the couples in and around Tallow’s End didn’t even have that much. “I guess it’s a good idea,” I said. He looked satisfied. And even—much to my surprise—happy. *** I’d love to hear what you think of either the script or the excerpt. Sometime tomorrow, I’ll pick a random commenter for a free ecopy of The Sevenfold Spell. *** For more info about Tia, check out her website.  Here are some details about the book: Have you ever wondered what happens to the other people in the fairy tale? Things look grim for Talia and her mother.

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The Skiffy and Fanty Show #19 is Live!

The numbers keep getting bigger.  We’re going to be at 50 episodes before long!  This week we talk about some big news in the SF/F film world and our criteria for great science fiction.  Plus, there’s a fun question of the week at the end.  So tune in and enjoy!

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Crimethink SF in Print (proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders)!

You all might remember that I had an essay published a few months ago in Crimethink:  Politics and Speculative Fiction.  You might also remember that I mentioned the upcoming print edition for charity purposes.  Well, that print edition is officially here, and it’s only $6.99!  The best thing about it is that all proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders, which is a fantastic organization. Copies are available here (or Amazon).  Please get a copy or two and help out. Here’s the cover image and some information about the book (the image is small right now because the only large image I can find is on Amazon, and you can’t cut it out of their “Look Inside” feature.  I’m working on getting a bigger image for you all): Crimethink contains essays by Jay Lake, Gary Westfahl, Deborah Walker, Nisi Shawl, Greg Beaty, Romie Stott, Lisa Agnew, Ross Hamilton, Jordan Humphreys, and myself. Yes, the collection is awesome.  Yes, you have to buy it if you’re my friend.  Yes, I will disown you if you don’t, because it’s not about me, but the folks at Doctors Without Borders.  Okay, so you don’t have to buy it if you don’t want to, but you could at least donate a few bucks to DWB.

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Brief Thoughts on The Apex Book of World SF 2 (Table of Contents)

The fine folks over at Apex recently released the table of contents for their upcoming second book in the Apex Book of World SF series.  Before I throw in my thoughts, here is the list: Rochita Loenen-Ruiz (Philippines)–Alternate Girl’s Expatriate Life Ivor W. Hartmann (Zimbabwe)–Mr. Goop Daliso Chaponda (Malawi)–Trees of Bone Daniel Salvo (Peru)–The First Peruvian in Space Gustavo Bondoni (Argentina)–Eyes in the Vastness of Forever Chen Qiufan (China)–The Tomb Joyce Chng (Singapore)–The Sound of Breaking Glass Csilla Kleinheincz (Hungary)–A Single Year Andrew Drilon (Philippines)–The Secret Origin of Spin-man Anabel Enriquez Piñeiro (Cuba)–Borrowed Time (trans. Daniel W. Koon) Lauren Beukes (South Africa)–Branded Raúl Flores Iriarte (Cuba)–December 8 Will Elliott (Australia)–Hungry Man Shweta Narayan (India)–Nira and I Fábio Fernandes (Brazil)–Nothing Happened in 1999 Tade Thompson (Nigeria)–Shadow Hannu Rajaniemi (Finland)–Shibuya no Love Silvia Moreno-Garcia (Mexico)–Maquech Sergey Gerasimov (Ukraine)–The Glory of the World Tim Jones (New Zealand)–The New Neighbours Nnedi Okorafor (Nigeria/US)–From the Lost Diary of TreeFrog7 Gail Har’even (Israel)–The Slows Ekaterina Sedia (Russia)–Zombie Lenin Samit Basu (India)–Electric Sonalika Andrzej Sapkowski (Poland)–The Malady (trans. Wiesiek Powaga) Jacques Barcia (Brazil)–A Life Made Possible Behind The Barricades That’s one heck of a diverse list, don’t you agree?  The thing that I love about it is that it brings in countries that even by World SF standards are usually not represented (Malawi, for example, although this is based on my admittedly limited exposure to world SF). I only have one suggestion for future editions.  While I understand that the project is to bring works by people who are traditionally ignored by Western magazines, I do think it would be interesting to see a U.S. and a U.K. story in the mix, not because I want such an anthology to be “fair,” but because I think seeing the contrast between all of the cultures presented above would be fascinating.  This is, after all, an anthology of World SF, which says to me that it is occupied by an incredibly broad view of SF across various cultures and perspectives.  One could illustrate a very interesting point by showing the differences and similarities between all of the cultures that have participated in SF, now and in the past. But that might be a trivial point to bring up, since one could say that Western SF is readily available to those of us in the West (and elsewhere).  So be it.  I just want everything in one convenient package, and I would be willing to pay extra for such a book. Otherwise, this anthology looks amazing.  I will likely purchase it when it comes out in 2011.  For now, I’ll have to look at the first edition!

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A. Lee Martinez’s Marriage to the Internet (or Why the Internet is a Walking Contradiction of Good/Bad)

If you haven’t seen it already, A. Lee Martinez has come out in defense of the Internet.  You see, folks are bashing the poor Internet, and someone needs to come out and say how good it really is, because, after all, the Internet is wonderful and it makes things all rainbows and flowers. Okay, so that’s an unfair look at things.  I’m being facetious, or attempting to be anyway.  A. Lee Martinez is right that there has been an inordinate amount of anti-Internet stuff lately.  Hell, there has been anti-Internet stuff flooding the, well, Internet for a while now.  See for yourself.  Even The Atlantic has provided some interesting thoughts on the “it’s making us stupid” argument.  The thing is, there are probably truths and falsehoods on both sides of the argument.  There are real consequences for the changes the Internet has brought on us.  As a teacher (new though I am), I have seen what many of these changes look like:  there is an increased reluctance to “search on.”  I wouldn’t say that this is somehow making us dumber so much as making us progressively more ignorant.  That is a problem all on its own. The only thing I take issue with in Martinez’s post is this: But for all its unpleasantness, stupidity, and absurdity, the internet has done the unimaginable. It has given nearly everyone a voice. (Except for the very poor, who always, always get screwed.) It has taken the ability to express yourself and made it such a common thing that we don’t realize how amazing it is. It’s allowed us to tap the collective knowledge of mankind without having to even leave our homes. I find it amusing that this paragraph begins with what is not necessarily “good” by default, and then ends with an overwhelming positive. Yes, the Internet has completely changed how we share knowledge, and for all the bad things that the Internet does to us (I challenge the “stupid” assertion, though), the fact that it has made information, vital and trivial, instantly available to a much larger portion of the world’s population than every before is a monumental feat. Yes, our world is still imperfect; the poor still do not have access to the Internet, even in the United States. But we’re getting there. There will be a time when almost everyone will have access.  The more knowledge we have at our fingertips, the greater the possibility that we can be informed about the things that really matter.  The Internet, more or less, makes that possible. The problem, though, is this idea that providing everyone with a public voice is somehow a good thing. I challenge this notion because we have seen the consequences of this in the book world. Anyone can say anything about a book these days. There are rarely consequences for what we say, except consequences that go in the opposite direction (poor sales, for example). The “expert” opinion seems to have been supplanted by the “amateur” one. There are certainly amateurs who have valuable things to say about a subject, but there are also seas of individuals who have nothing productive to add to the conversation, and yet still feel as though they should somehow be granted the same attention given to the adequate amateur or the “expert.” I’m not suggesting that “experts” are always correct, or even always good at what they do. They get things wrong all the time, as do “amateurs.” But they are right more often than the folks who write one line critiques on Amazon.com or incoherent blog posts about why *insert President here* is evil and should be impeached. Even positive critiques from these folks are meaningless in the long run. So, I challenge this idea that providing a space for everyone to say whatever they want in public is inherently good. There are consequences: the quality of rhetoric drops drastically, false information is easy to spread, and so on. It’s great that we have more voices, because diversity is always a good thing, but a limitless diversity is problematic.  The Internet, for all its wonders, has no way to deal with this.  It is powerless to what is eating it alive from the inside.  I don’t think it will ever gain the power to do something about the problems it has created either.  I think we’re stuck with them, for good and for bad.

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Polarized Politics and How Republicans Can Earn My Vote

If the title didn’t give it away, I’m stepping into politics again.  Paying attention to the news makes one intimately aware of just how polarized the political process in the United States has become; this isn’t anything new, but it is something that I think we should be highlighting more and more when we try to talk about politics.  We’re victims to it–the political process.  Even when we attempt (by “we” I mean a good portion of “everyone”) to engage in “fair” politics, we inevitably are sucked into polarized rhetoric or thought processes:  namely, the “us vs. them” mentality that so defines American politics today. But while I say the above with all seriousness, I do think there is a fundamental problem with viewing polarized politics as inherently negative.  The problem in the U.S. isn’t necessarily that there is an unfair level of polarization which creates its two primary parties, but that the view of the political element here has been one that limits itself only to the “us vs. them” and not to the real question that needs to be asked:  if we must choose a side, which side is the one offering a solution? Regardless of what we might think about the solutions proposed by Democrats, the fact of the matter is that they are offering a solution, one that is fairly concrete, if not difficult to understand due to the monumental nature of it.  Democrats have, from fairly early on, offered solutions to the environment, the economy, healthcare, LGBT rights, and much more (immigration seems to be the next on the list).  Republicans, however, seem to offer a platform based entirely on preventing their “opponents” from doing anything whatsoever.  Where they have ideas, they are kernels, rather than full-fledged plans (though some plans have been suggested, and summarily executed by budget councils who pointed out that the “fiscally responsible” version of a bill will in fact prove to be more costly in the long run). With all of this in mind, I’d like to offer a list of things that Republicans can do to steal my vote away from the Democrats.  Note that almost all of the following requests are, in some way, being countered by Republican lawmakers, lobbyists, and so on in this country: An economic policy that does not revolve around extending Bush-era tax cuts, but instead focuses on reasonable methods for creating jobs, protecting middle and lower class individuals, punishing business owners and so on for poor behavior (such as the banks), and preventing the continued expansion of the gap between the rich and the not-so-rich.  If trickle-down economics worked, then we would have seen it do so in the last twenty years.  As it stands, the poverty level hasn’t dropped down to 25 million (where it was before Reagan) since the recession of the 1980s.  No such platform exists. A rejection of all anti-gay rhetoric and an acknowledgement that homosexuals are a) not morally inferior people, and b) deserving of the same rights as myself (a straight man), even in a country dominated by Christians.  Republicans need to acknowledge that gay people deserve the same protections as people of color, that denying marriage to them is a violation of their civil rights, and that a country that fights to prevent or destroy existing homosexual families is a country flirting with the edges of fascism.  No such platform exists. An environmental policy that acknowledges that global warming, whether caused by humans, or accelerated by them, is a reality and that regardless of our beliefs, it is a signal that we need to restructure our entire transportation model so as to usher America into a future completely independent of oil, foreign or otherwise.  It also must seek to protect, preserve, and maintain the pristine beauty of our various parks, ecosystems, waters, and so on.  No such platform exists. A social policy that readily acknowledges that racism, sexism, colonialism, imperialism, and so on, in all their forms, have not ended, and that we still have much work to do to protect people from the wrongs other people would do to them.  It must be a policy that seeks to mend the lingering social, economic, political, and emotional scars/echoes of a lost era.  No such platform exists. A healthcare policy that offers detailed and reasonable solutions to our healthcare problems in this country, that finds ways to reduce the cost of healthcare so that everyone can afford it, and that does so without resorting to the rhetorically empty phrase “let the private sector take care of it.”  Republicans need to acknowledge that the private sector is not a sea of morally or ethically sound individuals.  No such platform exists. An educational policy that seeks to push us away from test-culture into a “hands-on” culture, that pays attention to and amends key issues in schools in regards to funding and race (i.e. schools with predominately non-white students are also often the poorest, or in the poorest areas, and, thus, are often under-served by the government), and that reasonably provides a flexible blueprint by which students can learn the necessary critical thinking skills that will foster mental growth and produce a generation of Americans ready to take America forward into a very competitive future.  No such platform exists. An acknowledgement that science, however flawed, continues to provide us with wonderful advancements in all fields, that creationism is not science by any stretch of the imagination, and that it is absolutely crucial that we build up a generation of able-minded scientists in all fields to improve the intellectual and technological value of America.  No such platform exists. A publicly stated refusal to support any bill, amendment, or public school district that seeks to violate the rights of its patrons and students by teaching religion as religion in public schools.  Religion is and should remain private.  No such platform exists. Finally, a public and private refusal, under any circumstances, to lie, misinform, misdirect, or otherwise lead astray Americans in any political/public engagement, and

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