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NaPoWriMo: Who’s with me?

I am participating in the National Poetry Writing Month.  No, this is not an April Fool’s joke.  I am seriously going to write one poem, every single day for all of April.  That’s 30 poems.  And it’s entirely possible I am going to post them here. John Keats = poetry boss.  Worship him. If you’re inclined towards poetry, you should join me.  Or not.  It’s up to you.  But this is what I’m doing this month, on top of all the other crap I have to do (final papers, grading, syllabus creation, etc.). Anywho!

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Stupid Things Critics Say: Joel Stein and YA Literature

The NY Times ran a series of mini-debates about YA literature two days ago; one of those mini-debates has pissed some folks off — me included. Why?  Perhaps because Joel Stein opens his piece with this filthy gem: The only thing more embarrassing than catching a guy on the plane looking at pornography on his computer is seeing a guy on the plane reading “The Hunger Games.” Or a Twilight book. Or Harry Potter. The only time I’m O.K. with an adult holding a children’s book is if he’s moving his mouth as he reads. Stein, of course, isn’t referring to intelligent people who happen to move their lips while they read.  He’s talking about people with less-than-stellar mental faculties.  At least, that’s how I take it, because I know plenty of perfectly intelligent people who move their lips while reading everything from Austen to Dostoyevsky (fulfilling my pretentious quota here). The rest of Stein’s article reads with as much contempt as the introductory paragraph.  He compares YA/children’s literature to video games, because playing games and reading books meant for young ones is exactly the same thing.  Never mind that playing video games can have a positive effect on the brain, though the picture is much more complicated than I have time to explore here. By the end, you get a pretty clear sense about Stein as a critic — his opinions about literature, his knowledge of literature, etc.  In other words:  this little rant reads more like a series of intentional bullshits than it does an attempt to relegate a genre to the place it deserves (the latter being an impossible task).  Stein doesn’t actually know anything about YA or Children’s literature; he openly admits to avoiding it: “I don’t know because it’s a book for kids. I’ll read The Hunger Games when I finish the previous 3,000 years of fiction written for adults.”  And yet he feels he is qualified to piss on the genre, without any concept of what that genre entails. If Stein is really as pretentious as he sounds, perhaps he would like The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing, Traitor to the Nation by M. T. Anderson.  Or perhaps he might consider reading canonical works of children’s literature with history in mind.  But since the only YA/children’s literature Stein seems familiar with are uber popular works which, even among many readers of the genre, are certainly more popcorn-and-movie than steak-and-fine-wine, it’s difficult to take anything he says with any seriousness.  Name-checking The Hunger Games, Twilight, Harry Potter, Horton Hatches the Egg, or Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing doesn’t make you an expert.  This isn’t a man who wants to be taken seriously by anyone outside of a select circle of narrow-minded readers.  And for that, he deserves a wall of ridicule. ————————————————————- Now to turn this into a positive-ish thing: If you were to suggest a book for Mr. Stein to read in an attempt to prove him wrong, which would you suggest and why?

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#ICFA — Some Late Thoughts on an Amazing Conference

Before I talk about my brief, but wonderful experience at the International Conference on the Fantastic in the Arts (now almost a week since I was forced to leave by the whims of time), you should check out Jeff Vandermeer’s excellent recap here.  It best sums up, I think, the general feeling one returns home with after being surrounded by so many friends and colleagues, particularly when one is a rather important writer (Vandermeer is such a writer). Now for my thoughts… Wandering the Halls (or, Meeting and Not Meeting)  I think one missing component explains the impact ICFA had on me:  I completely forgot to take pictures of people, things, places, or even the alligator who made his presence known to everyone who hung out around the pool.  Not because I didn’t have a camera, but because I simply forgot the darn thing was in my bag while at the actual conference. Why?  Part of it could have to do with the fact that many of the people at ICFA are writers I greatly respect (whether as people or writers).  I met Nalo Hopkinson (for the second time in my short life) and Karen Lord.  While my discussions with them were short, I still enjoyed meeting them both and hope to meet them again.  I also met up with Mari Ness, who I met with John Ottinger at MegaCon in Orlando last year.  Mari was as delightful as ever and introduced me to a number of people who I will remember by face, but will probably not remember by name (starstruck as I was). Of the people I didn’t get a chance to speak with were China Mieville (spoke with him at Eaton last year, and he is truly one of the brightest, friendliest people with which I’ve had the pleasure to speak), Nick Mamatas (who always seemed somewhere I wasn’t), Jeff Vandermeer (who was either preoccupied with people or at one of his talks, which conflicted with my paper presentation), Ann Vandermeer (ditto), Sheila Williams, Delia Sherman, John Rieder (though I had lunch with him on Monday, and attended his talk later that evening), Jeffrey Cohen (the guest scholar who wrote about his experiences here), Christopher Barzak (who I never saw, but wish I had — One For Sorrow is one of the best books I have ever read), and so many others.  I hope that I will have more courage at future ICFA conferences (I am so antisocial when it comes to such things). But I did make a new friend at the conference.  Her name is Mandy Mahaffey, a teacher at Valencia Community College and a U of Florida PhD. in English hopeful.  She came to my panel (which I’ll talk about below) and we really hit it off (her and my roomie/friend, Kayley).  And because of her, I got to meet Robert J. Sawyer, whose presence put me in a constant state of awe.  Mr. Sawyer, by the way, is one of the most gracious people I have ever met.  He gave me advice on writing, we talked about the good and the bad of Star Wars, other science fiction properties, movie making, and much more.  There was also a little of male bonding (of the “we’re being silly” kind).  And he probably did a lot of work to make me feel at ease, because I can guarantee you that I looked like a complete fool while trying to hold a conversation with a man who, quite honestly, is one of the most important writers of our age (yes, I am willing to make that statement and stick to it).  And I’d never met him before.  Yet there I was with Robert J. Sawyer and Mandy and Carolyn Clink (a noted poet and Mr. Sawyer’s partner in crime), having a conversation.  It was wonderful.  And I came out having learned so much. That alone would make ICFA one of the best conferences an SF/F scholar and wannabe-writer could ever attend. But then there’s this… The Presentation Experience (or, Holy Crap, This is Incredible)  I’m going to shut up soon, but I did want to talk about how much fun I had presenting my paper at ICFA.  I’ve been to a lot of conferences since I started graduate school.  Some have been great.  Others have not.  Usually this is because the audience isn’t receptive, there isn’t an audience to speak of, or the audience responds in ways that aren’t conducive for an exchange (one individual at a conference I attended spent the entire 15-20 minute Q&A session grilling one of the panelists on a single point — and by “grill” I mean “talked for most of the 15-20 minutes and wouldn’t let it go”). But that’s not what happened at ICFA.  Most of the folks at my panel were from the U of Florida, which was great, but the few who weren’t were enormously receptive.  One panelist challenged me on my inclusion of Kage Baker’s The House of the Stag among works of postcolonial literature, but in a way that, I think, was helpful.  Another asked me some interesting questions related to her fields of interest (queer theory, etc.), which inevitably led to a great discussion afterwards (and there begins my friendship with Mandy).  And the other panelists (my friends Kendra and NaToya) got questions too.  It was, to put it bluntly, a fantastic experience. And Now to Shut Up All in all, ICFA turned out to be an amazing conference.  I will be back next year.  Period.  I have to be!  So expect me there…  Anywho! ———————————————————————————  P.S.:  There was also a very interesting bit of male bonding with a friend from the U of Florida.  I will probably write about that later, because it’s that special.

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Things a $5 Bill Can Do (or, A Random Event in My Life That Violates Nature)

Nothing about the story I am about to relate has anything to do with genre fiction, unless you consider bizarre events related.  But it’s a story I have to share anyway. The history: Last week, I returned from my trip to visit my girlfriend in England to find that the bus from the airport had stopped running minutes before my arrival.  This meant I had to get a cab.  The driver of said cab, however, forgot his credit card machine, and so we had to stop at a gas station so I could get cash from an ATM.  This left me with $15 in my pocket. The event: The morning after I got home, I went to collect my wallet and so on in order to buy milk and other essentials.  Upon removing the $10 and $5 bills from my trousers, the $5 decided it no longer wished to be in my possession and promptly disappeared.  I searched all over the place, figuring it landed in a pile of papers, or under my file cabinet.  In truth, it was not only in the last place I would have thought to look, but also the only place the darn thing shouldn’t have been able to find its way into. The end result: While cleaning out my large luggage roller thing, I discovered the $5 bill.  Why is this so strange?  In order for it to end up where I found it, it would have had to fly three feet, wiggle its way into the closed-but-unzipped luggage roller thing, around the compacted clothes, and then into the middle of the pile.  As far as I know, this violates physics or some other natural law.  It’s impossible.  How could it get into the luggage roller thing when it was closed, even if it wasn’t zipped?  And then how did it get underneath the clothes?  I have no idea… So there you have it:  a random, weird event in my relatively uneventful life. What weird thing has happened to you recently?

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Things I Write on Google+ When I’m Bored

Sometimes I get incredibly bored when I’m at home. Usually this occurs when I’m between things I’m supposed to be doing. And when I’m like that, I tend to write nonsensical weirdness.  For example, I wrote this on Google+ yesterday: Some day, there will be a giant robot in my sky. And his name shall be Morglefish the Destroyer. He will shoot bubbles.  Or none of that will happen and I’m just being silly. Up to you how you interpret that. Don’t ask me what that’s all about.  Adam Callaway tells me I’m just creative.  Really, this is what happens when I finish a 3-hour seminar on Jame Joyce’s Ulysses and am supposed to be reading a novel for an interview today (Stina Leicht!) and scheduling interviews and discussions for later in the year. What do you do when you’re bored?

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