Good Lord (No Pun Intended)

I have a thought for those morons in the diocese: how about you stop acting like anal-retentive, slightly mentally handicapped imbeciles stuck in the 13th century. Seriously. Dan Brown may not be the best writer ever, but he is a FICTION writer. F-I-C-T-I-O-N. Do you have any idea what that word even means? It means […]

Asthma: My Movie Pet Peeve

It might seem like an insignificant detail, but when people screw up characters with asthma it really ticks me off. Why? Because I have yet to see a movie in which someone uses an inhaler correctly and it’s not that bloody hard to do it right. Trust me, I know because I use an inhaler. […]

I’m Getting Irritated

It’s not that I have a problem with music being a little loud. It’s not that the music is bad. The problem is that they are playing it at 10 PM. They’re not having a party. They’re not having a get-together or anything of that sort. But I can hear the bloody words from the […]

A San Francisco Trip

This is late in coming, but so be it. I recently went on a lovely, yet strangely difficult trip to San Francisco to meet with Paul Genesse, author of The Golden Cord (you can find the review here and my interview with the author here). So, here’s how it went down:    Figuring out how to get […]

Question About Food

This might sound like a stupid thing to ask but: can you kill yourself or become really unhealthy if you eat too much fruit? For clarification, I don’t mean eating only fruit, but eating an especially large quantity of fruit. The reason I ask is I am obsessed with fruit. I love it. To death. […]

Wednesday: Too Far Away

I’m going slightly insane at the moment. I won’t know with any certainty if “Interstellar Realty” will be rejected until Wednesday, since that is apparently the day when finalists are announced. It’s driving me absolutely bonkers right now. Some part of me wishes they’d just call me and say “no, it sucked, better luck next […]