How to User Twitter: 10 Things For All Beginners
…or how to not be annoying on Twitter! Twitter isn’t only a quick-blogging utility, but a social network that connects people all across the net, and even connects bloggers to their readers. That last bit is important, because for some reason folks are much more willing to communicate with you on Twitter than they are on your blog. Perhaps it’s because Twitter is easy to use, or perhaps it’s because when you’re on Twitter you’re talking about other stuff and it’s an opportunity for readers to get to know you a little better. Whatever the reason, whether your followers or the people you want to follow you are readers, bloggers, random Interwebs people, family, or friends, you need to understand how to use Twitter properly so you don’t become one of those folks that just about everyone ignores. The following are some good pointers you should follow when starting your Twitter account: Don’t pick a name that is impossible to remember.Sdooiuv2407asdlj is not a good choice for a Twitter name. Seriously. It might have some sort of ridiculous significance to you (or not, if you’re a bot), but to the rest of it is says “hey, I don’t care that my Twitter makes me look like a poorly coded piece of computer software.” Pick a name that allows people to identify with you. Mine is my actual name and others I know use their online aliases or even silly names that are at least readable. Post before you do anything else.Unless you were asked specifically to join Twitter from someone you know, and thus want to follow the person who referred you, do not go around following people on Twitter if you haven’t posted. Most people with some sort of common sense will ignore you. You may very well be someone really interesting and worthy of their attention, but think of it like a job interview. If you show up to the interview wearing cheap cologne, a wife-beater, and moldy Dockers, do you really have to wonder why you didn’t get the job? You’ve called and called for two weeks, but nobody has called you back. Why you?First order of the day is to post a bit. Post useful stuff.This is a difficult concept, I know, but important nonetheless. While you might read #2 and think, “Well, if I just post ten posts about how I don’t understand Twitter, that will count,” most people will take that to mean that you either don’t care or have nothing interesting to say. The vast majority of us, including myself, started using Twitter without any idea what we were doing. It’s okay. But don’t expect people to follow you if all you post is annoying “I’m confused” stuff.Additionally, when you do start posting more, shall we say, thoughtfully, you should try to make those posts interesting somehow. If you’re a funny person, maybe tell a quick joke. If not, talk about something that might be interesting to fellow Twitter users. Connect your Twitter to your blog.This is built into Twitter, which is quite awesome. Do it if you have a blog. It’s a great way to get a boost in traffic and to start short conversations through the Twitter network! But make sure to post other things as mentioned in #3. Do not post loads and loads of links.Don’t. Period. It’s okay to connect your Twitter to your blog (as in #4), but if all you do is post links to things, particularly the same thing, then expect people to avoid you like the plague. It’s annoying and probably should be illegal. If you want to spam, fine, but leave all of us alone with it. Do not repeat yourself over and over and over.Yes, you can say things a few times, but if all you do is repeat yourself like a parrot repeats a dying man’s final words, then expect people to become annoyed with you as quickly as America gets fed up with its B-list celebrities. Offering the same content repeatedly does not work in the same way as brainwashing. If we didn’t like it the first dozen times, we’re probably not going to like it the next ten thousand times you try shoving it down our throats. Follow people with similar interests or people you know first.It’s best to follow folks you know first (even if it’s an Internet acquaintance) and then start looking for folks within your niche. You don’t have to follow this one, but I find that following folks you know first proves beneficial for increasing your follower count.Additionally, following folks within your niche (whatever that niche may be) produces a lot of dialogue and introduces you to new faces. You don’t have to follow a lot of them, which will be discussed shortly, but getting to know folks within your field of interest is a great way of finding people who aren’t necessarily interested in the same thing, but share other interests. Such folks can also have nothing to do with your niche, but prove interesting anyway. Don’t blanket-follow on Twitter or anything similar.By “blanket-follow” I mean following mass quantities of people all across the Twitter-verse. While it’s great to go around finding new friends, it isn’t necessarily a good thing. Think of Twitter as being a new form of instant messaging. If you randomly start messaging people, they’re not very likely to listen to you and probably will block you, right? Well, same basic concept. Take it easy. Add a few people here or there, but don’t add dozens and dozens of them every day. This doesn’t apply to people who follow you first. Learn the lingo.Each individual post is a “tweet” and, depending on who you’re talking to, Twitter users are known as “Twits.” That last one is not an insult, so don’t be afraid to use it. There are bound to be all sorts of slang terms I don’t even know, and likely new ones will arise in the future. The big
Website Found: PhD Comics
I keep stumbling upon this site and think it is worth mentioning here. What is it?PhD stands for Piled Higher and Deeper and is essentially a great source of post-graduate ridicule. The humor found there is pretty much focused on the stereotypes of post-graduate research and humorously crushing the dreams of graduate hopefuls everywhere–like me. Why is it cool?PhD has a lot of great features for graduates with an MA or PhD., for one, which is completely useless to me at this point (but will be useful some day). Their comic section features a huge archive of comics, some of which are downright hilarious. I particularly like how they make humor with graphs.Additionally the site features book versions of the comic, “Grad Gear” (t-shirts and the like), and a job section where folks with MAs or PhDs can potentially find work. There is also a forum. So check it out. It’s a neat little site and the comic is pretty funny! (Don’t click the read more, there isn’t any more after this!)
Website Found: Michael Komarck
What is it?Michael Komarck is an artist you probably know, just not necessarily by name (he’s done the covers for books like The Summoner by Gail Z. Martin, Bitterwood by James Maxey, and more) and today’s website is his website (just click his name). Not much to say other than this is where you can find out about the artist. Why is it cool?Aside from the News section, you can also see a portfolio on his work, which includes cover art, interior art, and other art that he’s done, such as art for collectible card games and what. You can also buy prints (signed or unsigned) and contact the author directly. Beautiful artwork from a fantastic artist. Check it out! (Don’t click the read more, there isn’t any more after this!)
Website Found: American Monsters
What is it?American Monsters is a website with a far larger scope than the name suggests. Gathered there is a huge supply of useful information on cryptozoology, or, for those that don’t know what that is, the “scientific” study of the unknown and mysterious creatures on this planet (such as Loch Ness, Big Foot, and creatures that we know for a fact actually exist–as in physical evidence like a dead body). The website features: Monsters page which divides creatures by type (such as avian, hairy, and hybrid). WHen you click a specific type it takes you to another page that lists reported incidents with creatures that fit into that category. A map that allows you to click icons representing certain monsters, which brings up on the world map several dots representing known sightings. This is actually pretty neat. You’d be amazed how widespread some creatures are as far as sightings are concerned. Sightings form that allows you to report your own sightings of the unknown. Vanguard and Pioneers pages, which provides detailed information about folks, new and old, who have either participated in the expansion of cryptozoological knowledge or perhaps had some sort of ancient connection to it (such as a Saint; yup, a Saint). A gallery of images, a media guide for finding out about programming of interest in your area, a skeptics page, a forum, a links page, and a store. Why is it cool?I’m particularly impressed by the organization of the website, though it could use with expanding their knowledge base. Still, considering it has a forum for discussion and potential for being a comprehensive site for all you need to know about Big Foot and his friends. Give it a look. (Don’t click the read more, there isn’t any more after this!)
Website Found: Worlds Without End
It’s called Worlds Without End. What is it?A website featuring most anything an SF/F literature nut can want. It has:–A section about the top books in SF/F at any given moment, revolving around books that have won or been nominated for major awards and featured novels.–A section about authors, which lists nominations and wins, has featured authors, and loads of information about the folks that keep our imaginations soaring.–A section about publishers, which is basically like the books section, just about publishers instead.–A forum.–A store, featuring products for Worlds Without End.–An extensive resources sections, which lists magazines, conventions, and just about anything else you can imagine in relation to SF/F literature. Why is it cool?Because it is a remarkably well put-together website with a lot of valuable information for fans of SF/F literature. The owners have certainly put a lot of work into making it look professional and easy to navigate. Plus, it’s nice to know one of my favorite authors is pretty high up on the list of great authors. So, check this site out!(Don’t click the read more, there isn’t any more after this!)
Website Found: Uchronia
It’s called Uchronia: The Alternate History List. What is it?A website featuring extensive information on works of alternate history.Includes:–Lists of novels, anthologies, reference texts, and series that are printed in English and other languages.–Extensive introduction page which talks about the genre of alternate history, among other things. Plus there is a forthcoming page that lists all the works coming up, obviously.–Also is the home of the Sidewise Awards, which are given to the best novel and short form pieces of the year. Why is it cool?If you’re looking for a new alternate history stuff, this is probably the best place to go. Plus, it has its own awards. That’s cool in my book. So check it out! (Don’t click the read more, there isn’t any more after this!)