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-====== Paul Trajan Weimer, Lost Emperor of the Roman Underworld (6 B.C.E.-Present ======+====== Paul Trajan Weimer, Lost Emperor of the Roman Underworld (6 B.C.E.-Present) ====== 
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 Born under the harvest moon beneath the Devil's Bridge to Laelia of Tarraco and Faunus, Paul Trajan Weimer was raised as a goat herder. As a child, he grew fond of stories of Roman conquest and discovery beyond the Apennine Peninsula and became renowned for his perfect memory and oratory skills. Before his twelfth birthday, Augustus Caesar visited Tarraco to hear Weimer speak. The emperor was so enamored with the boy that he conscripted him into his inner council and brought him back to Rome. There, Weimer was educated by Augustus and given the official title of Imperial Narrator. Born under the harvest moon beneath the Devil's Bridge to Laelia of Tarraco and Faunus, Paul Trajan Weimer was raised as a goat herder. As a child, he grew fond of stories of Roman conquest and discovery beyond the Apennine Peninsula and became renowned for his perfect memory and oratory skills. Before his twelfth birthday, Augustus Caesar visited Tarraco to hear Weimer speak. The emperor was so enamored with the boy that he conscripted him into his inner council and brought him back to Rome. There, Weimer was educated by Augustus and given the official title of Imperial Narrator.
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 In 115 C.E., Weimer was approached by emissaries from the Kingdom Below. Two years later, he faked his own death and disappeared. Today, we know he left to take up the mantle of the Lost Emperor of the Roman Underworld, a title conferred to exceptional rulers. No other Roman emperor ever received such an honor. Weimer retired from his duties in 1978, replaced by Bill Swiggins III, and opted for a quiet life in New America, where he currently creates podcasts and reads an excessive amount of science fiction and fantasy. Most do not know his true history except for a select few scholars on the Roman Empire and his close friends.  In 115 C.E., Weimer was approached by emissaries from the Kingdom Below. Two years later, he faked his own death and disappeared. Today, we know he left to take up the mantle of the Lost Emperor of the Roman Underworld, a title conferred to exceptional rulers. No other Roman emperor ever received such an honor. Weimer retired from his duties in 1978, replaced by Bill Swiggins III, and opted for a quiet life in New America, where he currently creates podcasts and reads an excessive amount of science fiction and fantasy. Most do not know his true history except for a select few scholars on the Roman Empire and his close friends. 
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 +===== Unusual Facts =====
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 +Weimer claims to have taken Advanced Placement (AP) classes as early as 1914. While historians agree that advanced classes for U.S. high school students might have existed in the early decades of the 1900s, the AP program did not begin until 1952 with support from the Ford Foundation and under the guidance of Gordon Chalmers of Kenyon College. In reality, the AP program began as one of the first public tests of the MK Ultra program to determine if U.S. high school students could be induced to psychic abilities by advanced study using Wolfgang Schneider's theories of education, which had been smuggled out of Nazi Germany by the U.S. Army sometime in 1943. Truthfully, little is known of Weimer's childhood education, as few public documents exist about these experiences.
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 +===== Questionable Addresses =====
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 +Since 1942, Weimer has been implicated in a housing scheme in which his U.S. Postal Service address is routinely rotated between one of thirty-seven homes across the continental United States. The most infamous of these homes is located in Amber, KS, an unincorporated town in eastern Kansas with an unknown population. Some have argued that this scheme allows Weimer to avoid paying income taxes to the IRS, but this has been disputed by the U.S. government, which claims to know nothing of the scheme. In 2018, Russian spy satellites took infrared photographs of Weimer's Amber home and refused to release a report of the findings. Two years later, a Russian defector brought with him a portion of the report and turned it over to the U.S. government. These were subsequently placed in the restricted section of the National Security Archive. To date, the public remains unaware of the contents of the report.
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