May 2009

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Lit Rant: A Few Thousand People Does Not a Movement Make (Or Why Podcasting Ain’t That Great)

One thing that irks me about all these online movements is the people of these movements–particularly the folks who hold some sort of fame–assume that their “successes” have had a legitimate affect on the publishing industry (or whatever industry they are a part of). This is especially so with the podcasting world. Those of us who pay attention to podfiction (and related podcasts) are constantly told that “publishing has changed, and we did it…and so can you.” This is disingenuous. Publishing hasn’t changed. If that were true we would see mainstream publishing scrambling to pick up the next big podcaster; we would see huge paychecks issued out to existing podcasters and more people than just those who happen to know what a podcast is would be talking about it. But guess what…this isn’t happening. A handful of podcasters have succeeded in getting legitimately published, but they haven’t changed publishing in any way. Most of them are published with particularly small presses, which is fine, except that a small press is unlikely to influence the larger publishing presses who actually have a stake in the persistence of the publishing industry as a whole; small presses are not the ones making bookselling a billion dollar industry, and likewise are almost never involved in the grander elements of publishing (can anyone name a small press book that was only published via a small press and was then turned into a major motion picture?). Even the top voices in podcasting are, at best, midlist authors, and, at worst, obscure names who are part of a very selective niche; they have gained notoriety not necessarily as writers, but more as entertainers who wrote a book. I’m not trying to belittle what these podcasters have done; I only want to put things into the proper perspective, because too many people think podcasting is the answer to all their publishing woes, when in reality it isn’t. I have an enormous problem with podfiction authors and the way they represent themselves, because all I see are people being duped into something based on a lie–almost like vanity presses. Most podfiction authors are entirely willing to peddle fantasy without playing the truth card as well. What is the truth? You are unlikely to get a particular work published. Ever. If you do get published, it’s unlikely that a large press will take notice and it’s equally as unlikely that you will be successful enough to warrant quitting your day job. Most publishers don’t necessarily care about a work that has already been put out there, just as they are not likely to snatch up a book you self-published via Lulu (and exceptions have been made, but your chances are next to nil) You’re not likely to make any money at it. You’re not likely to build a sizable fanbase. Only a few podcasters actually have this, and most of those folks have been at this for years. Almost all podcasters come in, try it, and fade out of existence, just as anyway, only somewhat more brutally since you put significantly more time into a podcast production than you would if you published a book with a traditional publisher (since the publisher would put in most of the work of actually putting your book into stores). It’s a hell of a lot of work. You can’t just read a book and expect people to love it. Quality and content play a big role. Podcasting your fiction is not the answer to not being picked up by a publisher. It’s also not always the best answer for your writing. Sometimes you just suck. Podcasting is self-publishing. There is no difference except that one is print and the other is audio. It’s still self-publishing, no matter what title you put it under. Exception is made to already published books that are podcast for promotional purposes (and there’s almost never and instance of such a thing that isn’t meant for promotion). There are no Stephen Kings or Stephanie Meyers’ in the podcasting world. None. There are some slightly successful authors, but none of them are selling at the level of the big names in traditional publishing (Grisham, King, Meyers, Rowling, Roberts, Brown, and the hundreds of others who have sold at least 100,000 copies of a single book). Again, I don’t want this rant to be misconstrued as a way of belittling podcasting, but I think it is necessary to be harsh on this “industry” because it is so often improperly represented as something that it is not. At best, podfiction has influenced publishing only so much as to make traditional publishers see the value in providing free content to potential readers, but the model of publishing has not changed at all. Major publishers, the real pushers in fiction, are not going to buy a book because they think it might make a good podcast, or because it happened to be a podcast; they are going to buy a book because they think they can sell it and make money on it. That’s the most important reason for purchases by such publishers. It’s a fact of life: publishers are trying to make a profit, and to do that they need to buy books they think readers will like. A few thousand people does not a movement make. No matter how much you might think you’re changing things, you need to face facts. Sometimes you have no influence whatsoever, and sometimes your influence is not what you think it is. We might look at the gay movement as a good analogy here: the movement was not successful when it was small and immobile, but when the gay community got fed up, they rose up in the millions, and got noticed; now we have five states that have legalized gay marriage. Podcasting has yet to have this movement, and maybe it never will. It’s surprising that podcasting took off in the first place considering how easy it is to find video-based programs all over

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Five Oft-Repeated, But Invaluable Writing Tips

I’m not making this list with the intention to simply repeat what everyone else has said, but to offer some notes of advice that I know personally to have worked. Perhaps you can take something from my personal experiences with these tips that you wouldn’t have been able to get from the myriad of repeated versions of the same thing all across the Interwebs and in books. Here they are: Read a LotTo avoid the vagueness of that statement, I’d like to clarify this to mean that you should read “a lot” based on your own pace. We all can’t read twenty novels in a week, so don’t feel bad if it takes you a couple weeks for a 300-page book. There’s nothing wrong with that. Just don’t stop reading.Reading can drastically improve your craft. It has for me. And read outside your comfort zone from time to time. I’m lucky in that I am in college, and thus exposed to a lot of writers I probably would not have read before. The result is that my writing has changed for the better; I can actually see the differences in how I write, what I write, and the quality of what I write. Show Your Work to OthersGetting critiques does actually work. While you don’t always get great advice, you do often find mistakes your critical eye failed to discover. My writing has drastically improved as a result of this and I find that I experiment more and more with style as a result. Write FrequentlyThis shouldn’t be misconstrued as to mean you should have a writing schedule. I find that advice that demands that you write every day only works for people who have that sort of creative brain. But you should write often. Don’t fall into the trap of “Well, I don’t have time.” You do have time, and if you’re in the mood to write, then do it. Writing often has not only improved my craft, but also created more of a drive to write, which I, unfortunately, have to sometimes ignore in order to get other more important things done. Write What You LoveI don’t write what the market wants. I write what I find interesting. This really should be the cardinal rule, but unfortunately it’s been superseded by that bastard “Show, Don’t Tell” one. Trying to write to the market is not only stupid (because the market constantly changes), but really rather pointless. When you force yourself to write a certain thing, it shows. Just write what you like. ExperimentThere’s no logical reason why you shouldn’t try to push the limits and try new things. Your writing will benefit enormously from pushing yourself to fiddle with style, grammar, and words. Perhaps one of the most profoundly important lessons I learned, as my writing has drastically changed from simply trying new things. You should too. You don’t have to write like everyone else! And there you have it. Any pieces of advice that you took that helped you in your writing? What were they? Let me know in the comments and if you like this post, feel free to tell your friends about it or stumble it (or something). Thanks!

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SF/F Links: More Early May Stuff

Well, I have many more links. Not much more needs be said. Here goes: From a Sci-Fi Standpoint has an interesting post about why science fiction shouldn’t be seen as an avenue to teach us science. I don’t know if I entirely agree, but it’s still interesting. This is by far one of the coolest things I have seen in a while. It’s called Greater America News and it’s essentially a fake news site set in the future. It’s not completed, unfortunately, but it has a whole bunch of videos highlighting terrorist attacks on a space elevator, and a whole load of other things. You should check it out. Tis awesome and genius. Want to see where popular science fiction and fantasy writers work? Well, go no further than here. Identity Theory has an article on how to read rejection letters. I completely agree. Interested in some interactive maps of war? Well, this site has some in-depth maps showing the various steps during some of the biggest wars in history. Might be worth a look. And now for some book giveaways: Booking Mama has a set of Patrick Carman’s Atherton Series to give away. Suzanne McLeod is giving away a copy of The Cold Kiss of Death. Reviewer X is giving away Prophecy of the Sisters by Michelle Zink. You can also find a neat publishing story by Ms. Zink here. And here is the cover for Cindy Pon’s Silver Phoenix:To add, here is a pretty cool book trailer for the same book as above: You can find more about Silver Phoenix and the giveaway going on here. Prizes include an Amazon gift card! And I think that’s all for this!

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Another Literary Meme

(Stolen from Sophie’s World)Well, here’s another literary meme. No other introductions necessary. Here goes: 1) What author do you own the most books by?Probably Poul Anderson. It’s possible I own more of someone else’s books, but I doubt it. 2) What book do you own the most copies of?Either 1984 by George Orwell or Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. Not sure why the last one, as that’s not really one of my favorites, but I have this thing for collecting multiple versions of the same classic. Or I did, anyway. 3) Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?Not really. I tend to not let things bother me much anymore. It makes life easier. Except for annoying people and the Republican Party (right now, anyway). 4) What fictional character are you secretly in love with?I do quite like Pepper from Tobias Buckell’s work (Crystal Rain, Ragamuffin, and Sly Mongoose), though, but there’s no love there. 5) What book have you read the most times in your life (excluding picture books read to children; i.e., Goodnight Moon does not count)?1984 by George Orwell. I think I’ve read it five times. I can’t remember, though. I used to read it once a year, but I stopped that. 6) What was your favorite book when you were ten years old?I have no clue. I don’t remember being ten years old. I have terrible memory. 7) What is the worst book you’ve read in the past year?It would have to be The First Mother’s Fire by W. L. Hoffman. Could get past the first chapter, to be honest. The cover art was impressive though… 8) What is the best book you’ve read in the past year?Since this doesn’t designate publishing date, I can actually point to books that were written before 2008 that I read last year and loved. The best one? I think Spaceman Blues by Brian Francis Slattery takes the cake, although there were a lot of amazing books last year that I read, including Sly Mongoose by Tobias S. Buckell, The Golden Cord by Paul Genesse, Wicked Gentlemen by Ginn Hale, and much more! 9) If you could force everyone you tagged to read one book, what would it be?I’m not sure. I don’t like forcing people to read books. I’m fond of The House of the Stag by Kage Baker right now, so I’d probably implore people to check that out. 10) Who deserves to win the next Nobel Prize for Literature?Not someone who wrote a bunch of boring books that nobody read. I don’t know who should win, though. Whoever it is, it should be an American, because the bastards at the Nobel committee are openly biased. Maybe Thomas Pynchon? 11) What book would you most like to see made into a movie?If you could turn a Tobias S. Buckell book into a movie, I’d be happy with that. I think Ragamuffin or Sly Mongoose would translate best, to be honest. Crystal Rain is good, but I don’t think Hollywood movie-goers are smart enough to figure out that it’s actually a science fiction book set in a fantasy-ish setting. 12) What book would you least like to see made into a movie?Anything by some author who has been dead for over a hundred years unless it’s Homer, or the folks who wrote Gilgamesh. I’m sick and tired of Jane Austen and yadda yadda. It’s old and overdone. 13) Describe your weirdest dream involving a writer, book, or literary character.The weirdest dream I can remember involved zombies, but that has nothing to do with a writer, book, or literary character, since I get most of my zombie inspiration from the movies. Still, the dreams are usually vivid right up until I wake up, and I always wake sweating and terrified, because it’s pretty intense in those zombie dreams. Oh, and I always end up leading mankind against the zombie armies and I assume we win… 14) What is the most lowbrow book you’ve read as an adult?The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks. Although, to be fair, that’s not really a lowbrow book, per se. 15) What is the most difficult book you’ve ever read?I’m assuming this means a book that I liked enough to finish it. I’m not sure, to be honest. Looking back, I have to say A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess was one of the most difficult books I have ever read. It was interesting, but difficult. 16) What is the most obscure Shakespeare play you’ve seen?I’ve never seen a Shakespeare play. 17) Do you prefer the French or the Russians?The Russians. Sorry to anyone who is French, but croissants aren’t enough to make you better than the French. 18) Roth or Updike?Haven’t read either, so I’m going to stay out of it. 19) David Sedaris or Dave Eggers?Same as above. 20) Shakespeare, Milton, or Chaucer?Milton. I can’t understand Chaucer and Shakespeare is way overdone. 21) Austen or Eliot?Eliot, but I’m kind of tired of Austen. 22) What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading?I don’t know if I have an embarrassing gap. I don’t read romance novels, mostly, particularly Harlequin romance. I guess the biggest gap that might be construed as embarrassing, or that I should be embarrassed about, is that I am not well read in the classics. That’s mostly because I really don’t like most of the classics. This has a lot to do with having the stuff crammed down my throat in high school. 23) What is your favorite novel?1984 by George Orwell 24) Play?Andorra by Max Frisch 25) Poem?Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats 26) Essay?Right now I’m really fond of “African-American Women’s History and the Metalanguage of Race” by Evelyn Brooks Higginbotham. 27) Short story?Call Me Joe by Poul Anderson 28) Work of nonfiction?I have no idea. 29) Who is your favorite writer?This implies that I’ve read multiple novels by the same author. Right now it’s Tobias S. Buckell, but I am also

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