The Florida Grapefruit/Orange Conspiracy

Something is amiss at my local Publix.  Something…sinister.  I’m calling it a conspiracy managed by disgruntled produce workers to screw with customers because it may very well be the cleverest attempt to force us to buy Florida oranges ever conceived.  And they’re doing it through grapefruits. First, some back-story.  I recently began eating grapefruits as snacks/meals […]

Video Found: A Tortoise and a Cat Walk Into a Bar…

I have no idea what is going on in this video beyond the obvious. Why did the cat decide to ride on the tortoise? Why did the tortoise have no problem with such a thing? I don’t know. It’s craziness, I tell you! See for yourself (after the fold): What did I tell you? Crazy, […]