May 2012

SF/F Commentary

A Mock Conversation with the SF Community

SF Community: “WER IS ALL THE ADVENTURE AND FUNN IN SF!!! ITZ SO DEPRESSERING!” Me: “How about +Tobias Buckell? Have you read him?” SF: “WHOOOOOO? DAT AUTHER ECKZISTS? WUT? HAHAHA!” That’s the intellectual quality of the SF community right now. 14-year-olds writing text messages. This is not to suggest that Tobias Buckell’s space opera novels didn’t sell at all, or that nobody had heard of them. But it seems to me that there’s a huge sea of new, adventurous, exciting SF sitting out there on the shelves. Right now. Waiting to be read. If the SF community is really so annoyed by all the darkness and introversion, they can solve that right quick by buying the hell out of the kinds of things Buckell writes. It exists. It’s waiting to be read. So where are you, SF community? Why is Buckell not a bestselling author for his non-tie-in SF, hmm? Exactly. All this fist pumping over Elizabeth Bears column at Clarkesworld seems like a pointless misdirection.  SF isn’t too dark.  SF isn’t without its excitement and fun.  The community just isn’t buying it.  They’ve spent the last 70 years trying to be taken seriously, and now that they are (by academics, by literary critics, etc.), they’re shocked to find that what people want to read aren’t the adventure novels of old. You want to solve SF’s public image of doom and gloom?  Start pushing the stuff you like.  Create a blog.  Tell your friends.  Advertise your favorite books.  Write reviews.  Otherwise, stop complaining.  You created the bed SF sits in, but SF isn’t the one that brought the fleas and ticks.  It just opened its arms and legs to let them feed.

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What I Did With Myself When I Saw the Avengers

Someone gave me a 24-hour challenge to create a costume for the 7:50 PM screening of Avengers tonight.  I did not disappoint. To all those who stared at me like I was a freak:  look at my fist.  That is the size of the stick you’ve got jammed up your ass.  Retract it before you cause permanent damage. That is all. P.S.:  Expect a video in the next few days.  No, I will not tell you anything about it.

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The Literary Establishment’s Tolkien Problem?

L. B. Gale recently wrote a post detailing five ways J. R. R. Tolkien defies arguments over his simplicity as a writer.  What I find interesting about this post are the numerous inaccurate or false arguments provided by Gale in defense of Tolkien as a writer, all given in an attempt to support her claim that “these contradictions are what we find when a literary establishment deals with an original.” My problem with this argument isn’t just that Gale’s support is inaccurate from a literary history perspective, but that her argument relies on a fundamentalism within the genre community of which I’ve grown quite tired.  There is no “literary establishment” anymore.  If it existed, and it was as rigidly structured as genre folks would have us believe, then I could not do what I am doing now:  getting a PhD. in literature in an important English program at a large university which includes genre fiction as a component.  The fact is that those silly walls have long since been cut down; the barrier now isn’t whether there are professors interested in genre fiction, but whether there will ever be enough jobs specific to genre for those of us who want to spend our lives immersed in it for academic purposes (it may take some time for the field to have an explosion; literary fields go in cycles in academia). But beyond that, there are a few points that I think need to be made to put Tolkien into perspective (in contrary to Gale’s argument): I.  Fragmentation ≠ Original While it’s true that Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings during the modernist period and published it at the (arguably) start of the postmodernist one, the notion that this strategy is wholly original, or a mark of a kind of originality that somehow implies “merit” from a narrative perspective, is somewhat shortsighted.  Tolkien, of course, was writing a linear narrative, contrary to Gale’s argument, but in a way that required multiple strands weaving together towards a common point (all of the narratives in LOTR move in the same direction:  forward).  But breaking up a story into strands, or even breaking up a narrative so that it does not follow in a straight, linear form, extends well into the periods that preceded the modernist one (one might even consider something like The Histories by Herodotus or The Decameron by Boccaccio as examples of this broken strategy at work, albeit in different forms). II.  Tolkien Did Not Obliterate Formula Gale argues that Tolkien cannot have had a linear plot with a straightforward narrative because “the moviemakers would have little trouble translating that to film” otherwise.  The problem?  Cutting is a natural process of adaptation, and the degree to which Peter Jackson and his fellow writers had to trim out details from LOTR to make it work as a film only tells us about the level of detail Tolkien managed to produce.  But this is no more a compelling reason to place Tolkien on a pedestal than any writer of history or any writer of exceedingly complex novels.  You’d be hard pressed, for example, to adapt The Canterbury Tales or any number of less-well-known Romantic-era works (for lack of examples that aren’t canonical). But, again, Gale relies on these assumptions to suggest that Tolkien did not write simplistic, linear patterns into his work.  Tolkien did write simplistic, linear patterns.  What he didn’t write were stories of a reductive world — that is a story about a specific place pulled out of the wider global context.  That’s a far more compelling argument to be made about Tolkien than the unsupportable claim that Tolkien’s very straightforward plot (evil ring is evil, the evil bad is eviling back, and the little hero must destroy the ring while the rest try to keep the world from crumbling) is anything but straightforward. These assumptions also must be accepted to believe Gale’s claim that Tolkien was obliterating formula when he wrote LOTR.  The problem is that Gale also acknowledges the sources that Tolkien drew upon as a student of mythology, all of which influenced not simply his interest in writing mythology, but also the very structures of myth, fantastic narrative, an romanticism that appear in his work.  What Tolkien did as a writer had been done before.  What Tolkien did to the literary field hadn’t.  If we’re going to think of Tolkien in the context of his greatness, then we have to do so primarily in terms of his actual achievements:  worldbuilding and almost single-handedly creating a commercial genre. Gale makes a lot of these arguments, often by speaking about unnamed critics who make arguments that most legitimate critics wouldn’t make if they actually read books (example:  Gale says that critics ignore the fact that Sauron is mostly a psychological presence; I suppose this would only be true if said critics believed Dracula was a dancing ballerina). What I draw from this is, perhaps, the exact opposite of Gale’s intent.  The problem with the genre community is that it spends too much time trying to legitimize itself to the imaginary literary establishment and ignoring the instances when genre writers do break through.  While there might be great reasons to argue over Tolkien’s exclusion from discussions of “the canon,” there is still the hard truth that what Tolkien was doing was only original because he was applying a fictional world to a pre-existing idea.  James Joyce was doing the same thing with Ireland in Ulysses (that is, using a real place as opposed to a fictional one).  But none of this makes LOTR or Ulysses great books.  There are different and more effective criteria to consider, I think. Thoughts? (Personally, I prefer the movies.)

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Not All Editors Are Nice People (or, Some People Live in Imaginary Universes)

I’ve had the pleasure to work with or receive criticism from a number of wonderful people.  Lyn Perry of Residential Aliens, for example, is one of the most gracious people who has ever published one of my stories.  In fact, when I was rather harsh about the stories in one of his issues last year, he didn’t react as you’d expect (getting in a huff over it).  Instead, he was happy for the criticism, and offered up the next issue for my perusal.  He and I are likely to disagree on all kinds of things (personally and religiously), but our relationship has, however brief, remained friendly. I’ve had similar experiences with Bruce Bethke, who will be publishing one of my fantasy shorts this year (“In the Shadows of the Empire of Coal”), and Nick Mamatas, who ripped one of my stories a new one, but in a way that showed me what I had done wrong (in a way that was irrefutable).  I’ve been fortunate to have these experiences, and the many others I don’t have the space to talk about here.  The vast majority of editors are in that “nice people” bin. But this post is about a bad experience.  No names.  No specifics beyond the event itself. Some time ago, one of my friends pointed an editor with an anthology to fill in my direction.  I read the details, thought it sounded pretty nifty, and set to writing a story.  There were a few hiccups on the way — personal issues and so on — and I spent a bit of time facetiously hyping up the story (I tend to do this with people I’m friendly with — “This is the best thing ever” and so on, though it almost always comes with a 😛 face; my friend thinks the story is brilliant, and I trust his opinion on almost anything.  Plus, it got an honorable mention in a major award recently, so there’s that).  I appreciated having the extra time and said as much.  Eventually I got the story done and submitted it. As with any submission, I expect a preliminary “acceptance” to come with the caveat of “w/ edits.”  This is (usually) a normal process.  Most of the time, the edits are minor.  You need to trim this.  You need to add a little emotion here.  And so on.  In this case, the edits were extensive.  The story I’d written was a tad long, with a lot of attention paid to the world and the characters.  So I went to work.  I cut the beginning and sucked relevant details out and moved them down into the second half.  I trimmed quite a bit from that story, to be honest, but there were some aspects of the edit requests that I didn’t understand.  And if I don’t understand something, I have to ask about it.  That’s what I did.  I sent the new edit back and asked for clarification:  “I don’t quite know what you mean by X.  Could you give me an example?” What follows is one of the most unusual experiences I’ve had in the writing world.  The editor decided to do the edits themselves, along with their co-editor.  I assumed this was their “deal,” and let them do it.  A week or so later, I receive a heavily-edited story.  The vast majority of the edits made sense.  Trim some worldbuilding here.  Trim some of this here.  Get to the meat quicker.  I accepted most of those.  But then there were the edits I didn’t agree with.  These edits required cutting a lot of character development in order to reduce the story into the theme, moving details where they didn’t make sense, or cutting details entirely, which you couldn’t remove without tossing the whole world out of wack.  The crucial point, however, rested on whether to keep a secondary character’s motivations apparent (the editor wanted to cut that out; I wanted to keep it in, even if trimmed excessively, because otherwise that secondary character would be little more than a shell). The editor and I argued about this until he finally said that unless I accepted all their edits (the implication being that the publisher would ask for more edits anyway, so why bother haggling?), they would not accept the story and would have to find another fill the anthology.  Shortly after, they proceeded to tell me that I was one of the most difficult writers they had ever worked with:  I had forced them to edit my story, refused to accept most of the edits, and had wasted their time, etc.  It got worse.  I was told that their other reader didn’t finish the story (why accept it, then?), that if another story came in, they would take it over mine (umm, ok), and, the icing on the cake, they denied that what actually happened (I asked for clarification in an email I still have in my inbox) didn’t happen because “that’s not how [they] recall it.” The reality? I accepted 90% of the edits (or more), and wanted to rework other suggested changes so as to avoid losing important details.  I never asked for this person to edit the story for me, nor refused to accept the majority of the edits.  There is no evidence of that ever happening (I have almost all of the emails and tweets).  This same person has since written their imaginary version of the experience (granted, without names).  It is just that:  an imaginary version of what actually happened.  The facts don’t lie. The result of this experience?  I will never work with this person again.  Ever.  I’m sure they would rather not work with me either, but for reasons founded on a reality that never existed.  And that’s fine.  Because in the grand game of writing and publishing, there are a lot of people I’d rather work with anyway.  People who I’ve already had the pleasure to work with.  They’ll get my stories.  Some of them

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